what to get new gf for bday?

find her favourite film/band and get her some memorobillia, signed or whatever... enormous posters. that way her dad gets her the "expensive stuff" and u just get her the cool shazamataz

B@Th*nG
 
Be careful if she's opening it in front of her parents, dont want the old man after your blood already ;)
 
Pin her to the ground and punch her once in the upper arm for every year old she is. Then jump up and run off giggling and shouting "can't catch meeeeeee!". She'll love it.





Note to readers: Please don't thump girls, it's not nice (exemptions apply).
 
Skidmark said:
Pin her to the ground and punch her once in the upper arm for every year old she is. Then jump up and run off giggling and shouting "can't catch meeeeeee!". She'll love it.




Note to readers: Please don't thump girls, it's not nice (exemptions apply).


mad me laugh so hard sides hurt. (dont do this as they will get revenge)
 
An amusing willie warmer always goes down well.

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Cute :)
 
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spike's said:
morning all.

its my new gf's birthday next thursday, we will have been going out for 3 weeks. ( she will be 23 ).

as its a new relationship i am stumped as to what to get her. :confused:

any idea's?

crate of beer and a pr0no :p /*for you own safety do not attempt this at home*\

but on a serious note as above should be just fine :)
 
Whilst I'm here...


... anybody know if there's a place where you can get customised undies for girls? Like what you can do with those t-shirt places, upload an image and they'll print it on for you.

Odd request I know but it would be cool if I could get this done. :)
 
SidewinderINC said:
ive been seeing my new girl for 6 weeks now and she's scared to introduce me to any of her family... :p

I met my GF's parent's the second time I met her :eek: You can guess how quiet I was.

PS. LMAO at the 'willy warmer'.
 
a letter saying "nobody loves you when you're 23", swiftly followed by you telling her its over. If you could record this on video and host it for our pleasure that would be great.
 
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