what weird dreams have you had ?

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Im currently into my 2nd week of not smoking.
24 hr patches, gum, and a nasal spray are working like a charm, but all this gear is making me have the most unreal dreams.

My dream, Long story short, I had a full blown conversation with one of my cats about how she is going to attempt to commit suicide with a cat size black plastic bag, she spoke and gave me a demonstration on what she was doing, so so strange.
There not nightmares or nothing, just uber strange !!!

Whats your strangest dreams ?
 
not so much my strangest but one i had over 20 years ago. i was in some place like hawaii, lots of trees and undergrowth and i was with a lady and i had gotten there by a red sports car convertible. we were confronted by some tribesman who came up to me, next thing i know, i'm looking down at a bucket full of leaves and my hands are in there, a tribesman has cut them off, i walk off with them in the bucket but as i turn and walk off, i walk through the red convertible, like i'm walking thorugh the metal and interior of the car to the girl and then i woke up.
i must've been 7 or 8 when i had this dream and never forgot it.
 
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This happens a lot. Apparently a lot of people get falling/impaling dreams.
 
I always have dreams of smashing pasty :(
I think I'm not getting enough action.

Oh, and yes.. I've recently stopped smoking and had these dreams more frequently.. I'm on day 4 at the moment.
 
I was at a computer fair playing Crysis and all the other people there were voluptuous maidens. I just started having sex with two of them when my wife woke me and told me to stop moaning and speaking gibberish.
 
I had a dream the other night that I had just landed at JFK and as I was about to go through immigration when I was taken into a little room. Agent Smith from the Matrix came in and told I wasn't allowed to enter the US because they had me on tape calling Americans fat, retarded morons when I was at home.

Which in fairness is something I'd say
 
The other night I had an inception style dream, probably because I watched that the other day, oh and it also involved a bit of base jumping!
 
simulatorman said:
I was at a computer fair playing Crysis and all the other people there were voluptuous maidens. I just started having sex with two of them when my wife woke me and told me to stop moaning and speaking gibberish.
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lol, every gamer's dream.. threesome with hotties, gaming and a bit of alcohol.. Bet you're relieved that you didn't say anything clearly whilst your wifey was with you... :o
That would have been something to talk about for the whole day :D
 
"Daddy, I had a bad dream."

You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
 
I keep having the same dream.

I have a watch that can pause time and i go round just smashing all the pasty while they stay there still, not knowing i did shameful things to them :(
 
Strife212 said:
"Daddy, I had a bad dream."

You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
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Creepy... where's this from? Is that from a movie?
Sounds like the sort of thing I'd watch :D
 
Even though it was 26 years ago since we moved out of our old terraced house, I still have dreams that we have swapped houses and it all seems so real and upsetting.
 
dmpoole said:
Even though it was 26 years ago since we moved out of our old terraced house, I still have dreams that we have swapped houses and it all seems so real and upsetting.
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I still have dreams about sneeking into my old house hoping i dont get caught by the owners, very odd.
 
I had a dream that felt like a lucid dream the other morning. I sussed out I was dreaming, and as soon as I decided to do something to 'prove' I knew, I floated up to the ceiling, managed to get back down the floor, and then woke up. My girlfriend said 'why were you just breathing like that' because I was breathing really hard.

I presume it was because I'd just crapped myself because I was involuntarily flying.

I don't think I had much/any control, dunno though. The only thing it *felt* like I did of my own volition was pull myself back down to the floor and that just might have been part of the dream. It was exciting though, it made me want to learn how to do it.
 
I was organising a shot putt competition with about 8 people entering, anyway Im telling everyone they have to stand behind the line when youre throwing your shot. Some guy reckons you can stand on the line before you throw but Im having none of it, he runs up to me and lobs his shot at me, I skillfulling block it with the shot Im holding, he the proceeds to run away while I chase after him, I eventually catch him (I seem to run extremely slow in my dreams) and I chuck the shot at him and catch him in the ankles, he goes down and then I wake up.
 
For me strange dreams include falling from stairs at a very great height in an apartment block. Also sometimes include the nasty public toilet dreams :confused:.
 
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