what weird dreams have you had ?

I had a weird dream a few weeks ago. What is even more weird is that I remember as I usually never remember my dreams.

I was standing on a station platform. People were driving their bicycle's on the track whilst I was shouting for them to get off the track. Suddenly the people disappears , I was standing on a different platform with a rucksack full of gold. Predator appears. Yes, THE predator from the movie. He was standing on the opposite side of the platform glaring at me, saying 'Give gold'. I also had golden Easter eggs with me. I threw the eggs at him as a decoy. He accepted thinking they were gold. He then points at my bag and says 'Give gold'.

Now, I didn't want to, so he jumps over, runs up the platform, standing about 200m away from me and screams' Give gold!' , and rushes at me. I almost crap myself and throws the bag at him. I jump off the platform to get out of the way and start flying! HE tries grabbing at my legs but I was too high in the air already.

I woke up and thought. WTF.

I had a few more but I can't remember right now. But that dream was weird.
 
mattjd said:
Another one which really creeped me out was when I had the flu last winter and I feel asleep in a sleeping bag in my living room while watching the Matrix...
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Recipe for a screwed up dream if ever there was one!


I suppose I had a rare non-pylon dream this morning but it's very vague. I only remember a man morphing into a giant luminous blue octopus in a horribly decorated (60-70s style) flat. It was set to dark fast-paced techno music though, which was cool. I think there was some kind of fight with another person.
 
I dreamed that I was having an argument with the Archbishops of Canterbury and York. Can't remember details but it had something to do with pacifism.
 
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Had a dream some time ago, in which I was with my partner in WB Theme Park, where a new Jaws-inspired ride was opened. The ride would swoop just above water surface, at which point a huge mechanic shark would emerge and swallow it whole. Now this isn't the weird bit.
The odd bit was that there were two pools for that ride - one with the mechanical shark and one with an actual Great White. To show the Great White, a granny in red jogging pants and water skis would slide down a zip-line to lure it out. Next thing I knew, I was with my partner in the pool with the Great White. As my partner swam for safety, I turned and faced the shark approaching me.
Then I woke up, not knowing whether I succeeded in dazing the shark by a blow in the nose, or ended up as lunch :S
 
Two weeks back I had the most weird and disturbing dream. I was in my flat with my best mate and his new born baby (this baby doesn't exist btw). The baby was premature and about the size of a chicken nugget. For some reason it had a ridiculously high temperature and was hot to the touch. To try and keep the thing alive we put it on an ice pack which steamed and melted in seconds. I then took out a frozen casserole from the freezer and but the baby on that - within seconds the baby had defrosted the casserole and had sunk beneath the sauce. Using a wooden spoon i'm frantically stiring around looking for the baby but can't distinguish between it and the lumps of lamb as they're roughly the same size. When I finally find it, it's too late - the baby had drowned in the sauce and I can see the sauce in its tiny mouth and nose leaking out. Then I woke up feeling bloody awful.

wtf :confused:
 
Warbie said:
Two weeks back I had the most weird and disturbing dream. I was in my flat with my best mate and his new born baby (this baby doesn't exist btw). The baby was premature and about the size of a chicken nugget. For some reason it had a ridiculously high temperature and was hot to the touch. To try and keep the thing alive we put it on an ice pack which steamed and melted in seconds. I then took out a frozen casserole from the freezer and but the baby on that - within seconds the baby had defrosted the casserole and had sunk beneath the sauce. Using a wooden spoon i'm frantically stiring around looking for the baby but can't distinguish between it and the lumps of lamb as they're roughly the same size. When I finally find it, it's too late - the baby had drowned in the sauce and I can see the sauce in its tiny mouth and nose leaking out. Then I woke up feeling bloody awful.

wtf :confused:
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that's an awesome dream, apart from the baby drowning
 
I always have dreams of falling onto escalators from high up :(

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I used to always dream about a monster on the stairs though, twas scary Q_Q

/Johnathan
 
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Last night i had a inception kind of dream. I was dreaming i was dreaming that i was dreaming ( so 3 levels down ) It was pretty weired.
 
It's been a while since I've had any crazy dreams but I've had some nuts ones:

I'm in a big white room and a T-Rex appears now and then, of course I have to hide or it'll eat me. It leaves and comes back a few times before seeing me and chasing me, I wake up before it catches me.

I've had the night-hag thing a few times, although once I've actually had it while lying on my front: It was morning (really, not in the dream) and my GF had left for work, the sun was up. I must've been stirring and began to dream with my eyes open; I saw a shadow cast from the window drop down behind me inside the room and hop up onto the bed before jumping on my back, it was a goblin-like shadow, I frantically tried to wake up and breath for a while before snapping out of it. Anyone who's had anything like that knows it's not exactly nice.
 
OP take your patch off at night tbh ! you wouldnt normally smoke in your sleep would you ?

ive used them before and they gave me some horrendous dreams. housemates where the same

in one of them i bumped into an old teacher who sold me a velociraptor at a bargain price. the words bargain price featured a lot (maybe shopping channel was on in background?) anyway i got the velociraptor home and my housemates told me i couldnt keep it because i wouldn't walk it enough and we had no space. the rest of my dream consisted of me looking to get a refund on the velociraptor. i couldnt. i woke up really upset...
 
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most weird dream recently involved being almost run over by a really small kit car, then having the driver get out knock me to the ground somehow, flash a police badge at me then threaten me with a pretty big knife lmao

all time recurring weird dream of mine would be;
i was racing in aston martin Db9S against this range rover, and it was kicking my behind, even upto 200mph this range rover was nuts haha
 
It's quite rare i remember my dreams, only one that sticks in my head was i saw a plane crash in my dream, and for some reason when i woke up, i was convinced my missus was on that plane and had died. Had to phone her at 3am to check she was alive. she wasn't a happy bunny.
 
I used to have a weird dream that I was being placed into a torpedo tube & fired into the side of a ship (well it would not be anything else would it?) trouble is, I keep slaming into a Whale and breaking up!


Some kind of emotional scar from my days of marriage I reckon. :o :D
 
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