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So I could heat up microwave meals for everyone, with a tesco cheesecake for dessert. And they'd give me a 8-10 if they liked me, or a 5-7 if they didn't. The fact that they ate filthy processed rubbish, would barely matter at all.
Where are all your meals for those inconsiderate vegetarians who always seem to snag an invite?
Yeah, get a risotto recipe and add chicken and chorizo
Not being funny, that's all I do. Just make sure it's soft chorizo.