What would Jeremy Kyle watch when off sick?

craptakular · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:29

Seriously, What would he watch if he was off sick? The nation would grind to a halt surely?

/Don't call me Shirley.

antijoke · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:30

His pre-recorded show.

Sp00n · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:30

A Jeremy Kyle show, it's pre-recorded.

Fenris · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:32

He would just place a mirror in front of himself and masturbate furiousely.

Danthus · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:35

Trisha.

njj1046 · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:37

Loose Women.

02goswej · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:37

The Hairy Bikers - Surely?

/Johnathan

Retromatic · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:37

OldCoals said:
Trisha.

Megahurtz400 · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:38

Lybian goat porn

craptakular · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:39

Sp00n said:
A Jeremy Kyle show, it's pre-recorded.

Mind blower...

Iceman · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:40

Any channel that he aint on??? There is more than one channel these days lol.

nydryl · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:41

02goswej said:
The Hairy Bikers - Surely?

/Johnathan

Oh your name is Johnathan, I hadn't gathered that from the hundreds of posts you've made.

At the end of the day I think he'd settle for watching Jeremy Kyle - or just take lots of coke.

weescott · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:43

He would watch OCUK GD and write down moral judgements for use in his show.

Morgoth · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:48

Agreed, he'd watch his show whilst simultaneously trying to crawl further inside his own anus.

Cosimo · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:48

He’d be watching you posting.

wordy · 30 Nov 2010 at 12:53

Himself in the mirror.

starfighter · 30 Nov 2010 at 13:09

Didn't he used to be a bit of a drug addict?

Cocaine.

Vonhelmet · 30 Nov 2010 at 13:12

He'd stare out of his window at the plebs on the council estate down the road.

Evil^ · 30 Nov 2010 at 13:13

Probably go out to the local golf course and find all the gold balls he could go home and lick every last one of them.

One of the things he use to do as a child XD
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/birmingham-news/2009/05/31/jermey-kyle-reveals-the-sutton-coldfield-secret-of-his-success-97319-23752353/

OriginalJonty · 30 Nov 2010 at 13:17

He'd go chav hunting so he has a supply for his next series.