What would Jeremy Kyle watch when off sick?

[ahenners]

He would just place a mirror in front of himself and masturbate furiousely.

This.

 

[gillywibble]

A big pool of vomit.

Much like his show.

 

[Rameses]

Lybian goat porn

Best daytime show, EVER.

 

[dekez]

He'd probably just get really drunk, throw envelopes up in the air and dodge them, whilst shouting things along the lines of "c'mon mother ****** see if you can hit me again!"

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Obviously not himself otherwise he'd realise what a tit he is and would stop!