What would u do?

[Westie]

If one day walking down the road and u saw yourself over the other side of the road and he walked up to and said "fancy a bum?" what would u do/say?

lol

 

[Megahurtz400]

Id go back to school and learn english.

 

[Tummy]

Scream.

 

[Sp00n]

Wtf is a "bum"?

 

[twist3d0n3]

faint, then expect to walk funny when i came round

 

[twist3d0n3]

Wtf is a "bum"?

you can't be that naive

 

[Nix]

If I saw myself walking down the other side of the street, my first concern wouldn't really be about the incongruity of them asking me for a bum to tell the truth.

 

[Westie]

Id go back to school and learn english.

sorry my accent!

or u taking the **** outta yourself?

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

I'd say "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

 

[Westie]

Wtf is a "bum"?

lol

 

[Sp00n]

you can't be that naive

Buttsekkz? I'm not gay so such a scenario wouldn't occur.

Is this a fantasy of yours westie?

 

[LOAM]

How could I possibly refuse. It's me.

 

[HAz]

I would say yes. It wouldn't be gay to bum yourself right?

 

[Clum]

Say yes, lure him back to my house then harvest his organs for future use.

 

[jp_bl_68]

I would say yes. It wouldn't be gay to bum yourself right?

It's no gayer than masturbating or trying to fellate yourself.

 

[LOAM]

I would say yes. It wouldn't be gay to bum yourself right?

of course not, and it would make a riveting story to tell the grand kids

 

[Pestilence]

I would do the pointing with wide-eyed stare while going "AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" a la "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" until the other me left.

 

[Westie]

just the same as saying if u could suck ya own nob would u do it? haha!

 

[Lydzor]

"Sorry mate, your penis is too small"

 

[Aod]

trying to fellate yourself.

what do you mean "trying"?