What would you do if everyone just dissapeared?

Sudden said:
Learn some science, start creating people who would obey me unconditionally and then get them to elect me supreme ruler of world?
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Can't believe it took that long to vaguely suggest getting a cloning program going.

Honestly I think I'd get to a local military base, load of a lorry with lots of cool rpg's, sniper rifles, nades and the like, drive somewhere cool in london and start launching rockets into buildings like playing Red Faction: Guerilla, take down the houses of parliament one wall at a time till it finally goes.

Enough food in stores in london to last till you get bored of being alone and top yourself.

Not sure anywhere in England sells those Real Dolls, which might be the only decent shag left, so might have to learn to sail a boat over to the states to find the factory.

Generally there would be very little to do, after a while finding some decent land to grow crops on, read a lot, fap a lot, sleep, maybe get high a lot to pass the time.
 
Well if i could launch nukes I would nuke France and watch it burn in flames from the white cliffs of dover:)
 
Mr. Anderson said:
Pretty sure, power plant have loads of electronics. So the computers would detect if something was going wrong and just go into shut down mode.
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Something in power plants needs to be kept cool, the rods or something... this is computer controlled, so if the power went down then they'd start to heat up and eventually become unstable and release radiation, iirc!
 
Proclaim the world to be under my holy empirical reign, and play with miniature war figures out of sheer insanity until I die.
 
Pop down to my local PC hardware retailer and build the ULTIMATE gaming PC for free!! then watch pr0n on it all day. good times.
 
I would live 'I am legend' style.

Explore places during the day. Chill and sleep at night. In time boredom would set in. But you deal with that when it happens.

I would learn, somehow to fly a plane or helicopter. Dangerous of course. But you have to do something in all that free time.

As for the people in the ISS. Well there not coming home are they. How can they? I may want to learn to fly. But flying to space may be pushing it a bit too far.
 
Andelusion said:
Something in power plants needs to be kept cool, the rods or something... this is computer controlled, so if the power went down then they'd start to heat up and eventually become unstable and release radiation, iirc!
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Yes but the computer would notice them getting hotter, this is when the pc would alert the guy at the desk to monitor or react, the computer would also know to just overide manual controlls if it went into a danger zone, and would just commence shutdown. There are numerous reports on google of plants shutting down, one where the water supply went wrong and the plant automatically shut down.

The reason chernobyl blew up is because they overided the saftey features to make more energy.
 
POB said:
If you were female would you visit the sperm bank and restart the human race?
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NO!! what am I going to do? pour lots of gentleman relish up my ho a?? Then go 9 months without any medical care, push a baby out on my own!!

Even if all that worked, how am I going to restart the human race? Become a baby producing machine by keep going to the sperm bank? So there would be 1 kid a year until I am 50ish?

So there will be about 35 people including me on the earth. I don't really want them all having sex with each other as they are all related, so they are all going to go to the sperm back too?

Will sperm still be usable after, lets say, the 13 years it will take first girls body to be ready? If not will she start having sex with her brother! Wrong.

The world would be a better place without this messed up family
 
Magic_x_uk said:
I would live 'I am legend' style.

Explore places during the day. Chill and sleep at night. In time boredom would set in. But you deal with that when it happens.

I would learn, somehow to fly a plane or helicopter. Dangerous of course. But you have to do something in all that free time.

As for the people in the ISS. Well there not coming home are they. How can they? I may want to learn to fly. But flying to space may be pushing it a bit too far.
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Flying a small cesna is very easy. Just go out on nice days and remeber full power for take off, don't use the stick till the aeroplane comes into air by itself, and about 50-70 for landing speed but put to idle as you are actually coming in. Land on all wheels at same time too and when able pull back on stick fully and apply full air brakes, as long as you don't ballon you are good, if you do ballon just repeat the landing, or whack full power back on if you don't have enough run way left.

Best bet is to go to a military base that has a gliding school, they have parachutes there, thay way if you bottle it as you are coming in, just fly to about 5000ft and jump out the plane and pull the cord lol.

Wouldn't bother with a helicopter, far too much risk lol.
 
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loopylou said:
NO!! what am I going to do? pour lots of gentleman relish up my ho a?? Then go 9 months without any medical care, push a baby out on my own!!

Even if all that worked, how am I going to restart the human race? Become a baby producing machine by keep going to the sperm bank? So there would be 1 kid a year until I am 50ish?

So there will be about 35 people including me on the earth. I don't really want them all having sex with each other as they are all related, so they are all going to go to the sperm back too?

Will sperm still be usable after, lets say, the 13 years it will take first girls body to be ready? If not will she start having sex with her brother! Wrong.

The world would be a better place without this messed up family
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Half brother ;) Just kill any mutant babies.
 
First of all I would learn how to make baked beans as after they all go out of date I will need a supply. Can't live without beans.
Next I would have fun looking around the place, exploring everywhere. If I got loanly, I would read a book, plenty of them to read. Would take a lifetime to get through them all.
I don't mind being alone all the time. Would have my cat and dog to look after me, then get new ones to keep me company on my travels.
 
loopylou said:
Ohhh I could start my own religion and tell my children we are sacrificing the baby because god is angry with us and it will cheer him up no end
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Why would you have to? Just tell them we don't have the means to support the child and there are no care facilities so the only humane thing to do is throw it of a cliff into the waves to be bashed against the rocks. They will be in their twenties, they should understand if you have home taught them better than Jamelia.
 
Go down makro and set up a half decent base there (*lots of food +warm work cloths/boots cookware/generators/garden tools/everything you need really) then check out the hardware/work store next door for anything else.


Then set off to ocuk land and grab as much top end stuff as possible along with a few stops at game stores/army bases and either return or find new place to set up live like that for a few years till bored then go explore.
 
Actually, it might be a reasonable idea to attempt suicide using a technique that would somehow both kill you and preserve your body in the best way possible.

At least that way then when who/whatever finds the earth one day and pays a visit, they'd find a (hopefully) well preserved example of the species that once 'ruled' the planet, who knows maybe they'd have some funky technology to clone you and/or restore your consciousness :) It's certainly a different idea to the most tempting stuff; razz around in fast cars/eat junk food/run around town centres naked/explore everywhere.
 
Magic_x_uk said:
As for the people in the ISS. Well there not coming home are they. How can they? I may want to learn to fly. But flying to space may be pushing it a bit too far.
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They have a Soyuz "life boat" docked at the ISS at all times.

Not sure if this is automated or would need some imput.
 
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