What's in a name?

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii? Fish and Chips (twins)? Yeah Detroit? Midnight Chardonnay? Sex Fruit? :confused:

Exactly what drugs these people are on I don't know, but they must be overdosing to come up with this diatribe. God help the school teacher reading out the register.
 
I remember working on a maternity suite several years ago and a woman gave birth to twins. She named them Lee and Ryan. Her intention was that until they learnt their own names the child to the left would always be called Lee and the child to the right would always be Ryan. Kind of like Ant & Dec. Genius
 
heeeed said:
I remember working on a maternity suite several years ago and a woman gave birth to twins. She named them Lee and Ryan. Her intention was that until they learnt their own names the child to the left would always be called Lee and the child to the right would always be Ryan. Kind of like Ant & Dec. Genius
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how are they even allowed to breed :/

B@Th*nG
 
Why do people not consider what potential the name has or even worse when they do consider and proceed anyway. Just a quick run through of funny words that can be made from it, abbreviations and initials would do to prevent so many problems for children.

I've got a theory that a lot of kids have their life path mapped out for them as soon as they are named: kid named Crystal or Melody - instantly greater chance they'll become a stripper, name them Ice and they've got to become a rapper and if you name them Isembard they've got to become an awesome engineer or die in the attempt - either way, you ain't raising no mediocrity.
 
heeeed said:
I remember working on a maternity suite several years ago and a woman gave birth to twins. She named them Lee and Ryan. Her intention was that until they learnt their own names the child to the left would always be called Lee and the child to the right would always be Ryan. Kind of like Ant & Dec. Genius
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My other half used to work with the homeless, she had a girl come in who wanted to call her new twins Peter (Yes both of them) unfortunately her other child was already called Peter as was the father of the twins ''I like that name'' she explained :eek: She wondered why Social Services were going to take the kids off her!
Almost as good as the young girl who named her little one Simian which is not a good name for someone from Liverpool 8
 
J.B said:
I was in Tescos once when this Chav called her son Levi, I was almost sick on her.
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Levi/Levy, Standard Levy לוי Tiberian Lēwî ; "joining") was, according to the Book of Genesis, the third son of Jacob and Leah, and the founder of the Israelite Tribe of Levi (the levites).

The text of the Torah argues that the name of Levi refers to Leah's hope for Jacob to join with her, implying a derivation from yillaweh, meaning he will join.
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My friend insisted on naming her son "Ash", the only problem is.... his surname is "Ho"... I fell so sorry for that kid when he goes to school.....
 
LOL at some of the people's names in the response posts below the article. :D

My friends call me Manny!
Mangled Brown Fence-Post, London
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I changed my name by deed poll to Jenna Dana Bananarama Rater. I'm now the Jenna Rater!
Jenna Dana Bananarama Rater, Cardiff, Wales
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Lol at the readers comment.


My unusual name hasn't affected me at all; in fact, it has helped me make friends and improve my confidence, especially since leaving school.
Russell Sprout, London, UK


I have been teased mercilessly from childhood to my adult years...you won't believe the amount of times people have burst out laughing right in my face when they ask my name..
Craig Gogay, London, UK


:D
 
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