What's in the ultimate fry-up?

[Jonny69]

Right OcUK, a challenge: Lets build the ultimate fry-up.

Fish course:
Smoked kipper, mackerel.

Poultry:
Fried eggs, scrambled, poached eggs, eggy bread.

Meat:
Bacon, sausage, black pudding, Dalesteak, burger, hog's pudding (like a wild boar sausagemeat), white pudding, fruit pudding, sliced haggis, lamb's kidneys, liver, bacon grill.

Carbohydrate:
Buttered slice, toast, fried slice, potato waffle, potato farl, soda bread, hash brown, potato rosti, potato scone, sautéd potatoes.

Red stuff and vegetables:
Beans, grilled tomato, fried mushrooms, fried onions.

Sauces:
HP Sauce, ketchup, few dots of Tobasco.

To wash it all down:
Endless tea, coffee, fruit juice.

What have I missed? Post up your suggestions and I'll add them to the list. Challenge #2 is for someone to cook all of it and eat it

 

[Glaucus]

Ditch waffle and go for hash brown.
Soda bread
Chilli garlic sauce
Ditch the burger, Ketchup and tobasco as well.

 

[randal]

For me it's:

Fried eggs, flipped for 20 seconds and served so you get a seal on both sides and a runny yolk.

Scrambled eggs, overdone. I love microwaved scramble so you can cut it with a knife. Didn't take to traditionally done stuff that well tbh.

Crispy unsmoked back bacon, medium cut.

100% Pork sausage, no beef, no fancy weiners, just pork.

Black pudding.

Hash browns, or potato rosti.

Plum tomatoes, with tabasco.

Beans (barriered by sausages as not to contaminate the other meats. Thank you Alan Partridge)

White toast, buttered. No fried slice (gonna get some stick for that).

Definitely brown sauce, can't stand red sauce when it hits baked beans.

Recently had my first Scottish fried breakfast and I think tatty scones are well worth a mention too, together with bacon and black pudding it makes a great mouthful!

 

[cainer]

2 sausage, 2 bacon, grilled tomato, mushrooms, b/beans, 2 or 3 hash browns, fried bread, 2 poached egg yolks and a cup of tea

 

[Gilly]

Take out all the red stuff and vegetables, except maybe beans.

• Sausages (x4)
• Bacon (x4) - smoked
• Fried eggs (x3)
• Scrambled eggs
• Hash Browns (x3)
• Buttered toast
• Beans
• Cracked black pepper and sea salt
• Fried bread (x2)
• HP sauce
  

 

[vanandjuanunited]

Sausage
Egg
Beans
Bacon
Mushrooms
Soda Bread
Potato Bread
Black Pudding

 

[Hagar]

Crispy streaky bacon, runny eggs, black pudding, cumberland sausage ring, grilled tomatoes, grilled large mushrooms with cheese over, 'fried' slice grilled after spreading with bacon fat.

Served on a very warm plate with salt and pepper, brown toast on the side. lots of tea.

 

[Ahleckz]

Once you've compiled it, I'll happily have a bash at eating it.

 

[f00b4r]

You forgot to add the white pudding, fruit pudding and sliced haggis

 

[randal]

lots of tea.

Good shout, missed that.

 

[krooton]

2 large free-range eggs, friend from room temperature over-easy, but only slipped for 20-30 seconds so the yolk is still runny.

4 pieces of dry-cured, unsmoked back bacon, grilled so that the fat is crispy

2 grilled pork sausages, crispy casing

1 large field mushroom / mixture of sliced button and chestnut mushrooms fried

2 slices of Seeded Sensations toast with loads of butter

Glass of cold Copella apple juice

Glass of freshly brewed coffee

No potatoes, no vegetables, no sauces.

 

[Gilly]

fruit pudding

 

[nydryl]

• Sausage
• Square Sausage
• Bacon
• Fried Eggs
• Scrambled Eggs
• Black Pudding
• White Pudding
• Haggis
• Hash Browns
• Tattie Scones
• Fried Tomato
• Beans
• Buttered Toast
• Fried Bread
• Tomato Sauce
• Endless Tea

 

[Syph]

I don't like egg much (omelette is my limit), so I go for:

2x eggy bread
3x sausages (pork and leek or just pork)
3x smoked bacon
beans (next to the sausages, as previously noted)
tomatoes (next to the bacon)
3x hash browns (fried if poss)
3x black pudding (fried in the bacon fat before the eggy bread)

Lots of tea to wash it down, but orange juice to consume it with.

 

[Jonny69]

Updated. What's fruit pudding? Brain?

Looking like a big ole fry-off at the moment. It's going to need at least six fried eggs to stand up to that amount of meat and potato products

 

[Pate]

Damn it! Would probably kill someone for a fry up mentioned here.


You forgot the obligatory drink of Guinness or lager though.

 

[f00b4r]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_pudding

It looks like sliced white pudding with raisins in.
Tbh I have never seen it outside of Scotland but it is worth a try as it does taste much better than it sounds!

Oh and I would have to add sous vide eggs (poached, boiled or scrambled style) - perfection every time!

 

[Craig1981]

2 pieces of square sliced sausage
2 rashers of crispy bacon
3 potato scones
1 fried egg
1 slice of black pudding
grilled mushrooms
grilled tomato
2 slices of buttered toast
big mug of sweet milky tea.

 

[nydryl]

Updated. What's fruit pudding? Brain?

Looking like a big ole fry-off at the moment. It's going to need at least six fried eggs to stand up to that amount of meat and potato products

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_pudding

It's a Scottish thing, but maybe popular in the north of England too. You see it mainly in the breakfast packs in supermarkets along with sausage, black pudding, bacon etc. Kind of like a sliced dumpling with raisins and currents through it, and then fried.

 

[Dave M]

So no cheese sauce? Must admit I've not had it since I was a kid but it does work with a fry up. Just cheese and milk, very thick.