what's on your bunch of keys?

[ALLI]

Mine consist of a 3 inch bit of scooby my missus made for me
house keys
bike key
door entry fob
funky holder for glasses wipe
saphire blue LED light
dell 64meg memory key
removed: swiss army knife (removed as some clubs wouldnt let me in with this on - obviously.... yet some did, bizarrely!)

so whats on your bunch?

 

[daz]

 

[iCraig]

A tin opener. So I can open tins of spam.

 

[Exentia]

bottle opener

edit - /\/\ uuhh so i can.....ummm...open bottles of spam

 

[Sic]

 

[Freefaller]

A casing from one of the many 0.45s that I fired when taking part in a shooting competition 5 years ago. Other than my keys that's it!

 

[VeNT]

I've got keys on here that even I don't know what they are for!

 

[Sic]

I've got keys on here that even I don't know what they are for!

take them off then?

 

[ALLI]

Daz naughty naughty!

Assume you're a prison officer or something like that?

Personally I used to carry a chunky marker pen which had the same use, but it could be discarded at any time, ie dropped down a drain.

there's also a tool called a "weevil" which is similar, but hollowed out. It's intended for collecting samples of drinks if you think you or your friends have had them spiked, or by females if they suspect they have been date raped. Law is a bit iffy on them as they *can* be used as a kubatan / yawahra but in this day and age it's important to be able to store potential evidence I guess.

 

[Exentia]

Sic you rule, simple as that pussy wagon! ha ha!

 

[Retsef]

Yourshire Rose key fob, proclaiming my heritage.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

keys..

MCN key fob

and my telephone number just in case

 

[VeNT]

take them off then?

how fast was that?


well they may be important, I'm sure some of them are for the house I lived in when I was 7

 

[Borris]

House keys </homeowner>

Bike lock key </cyclist>

2GB USB drive </corporate spy>

Tiffany keyring </erm . . .>

 

[Sic]

Sic you rule, simple as that pussy wagon! ha ha!

hehe. thanks

i want a mini keyboard....Von?

how fast was that?

it bodes well for me that speed impresses you

</chandler>

 

[Haly]

House keys, old house door key (not got round to taking it off, mainly because I can't ), car key, car stoplock key, car alarm thingy, a keyring with Wales on it confused: ) and a Homer Simpson: My Kinda Guy keyring.

 

[Exentia]

hehe. thanks

i want a mini keyboard....Von?



it bodes well for me that speed impresses you

</chandler>

http://www.stepheneinhorn.co.uk/product_list.asp?p_subcategory=BE11

 

[Sic]

http://www.stepheneinhorn.co.uk/product_list.asp?p_subcategory=BE11

it's like good taste trying to be bad taste!!! ideally it'd be a mac keyboard

 

[daz]

Daz naughty naughty!

Assume you're a prison officer or something like that?

Errr.... yeah.

It's a solid aluminium rod... i'm not sure i'd get through a metal detector with it.

 

[Tasocahtfu]

Just car, office and car park keys, plus office alarm fob and a metal disc so if I leave my keys somewhere they can be dropped in a postbox and sent back to me via my credit card provider. Oh and one of those blue LED photon light thingies. Nothing majorly exciting!