What's that site where you can start a chat with a random stranger?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hallo, bonjour, goeiendag, gutendag, ola
You: english
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: i was saying hello in different kind of languages
You: yeah
Stranger: it's like: for english press 3
Stranger: for french press2
You: i pressed disconnect
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: hii
Stranger: do you speak porugues?
You: yes, yes I do.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: qual é o seu nome
Stranger: ?
You: qual é o seu nome?
Stranger: gabriele
Stranger: e o seu
You: Jose.
You: :)
Stranger: :-)
 
Stranger: hi 18 m uk before you ask! looking to cam or some fun :P
You: really? Im 18 f
You: uk too was looking for fun :P
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you got a pic?
You: mmm i try find one
Stranger: you got a cam?
You: ye of course ;)
You: if your feeling naughty
Stranger: i am :)
Stranger: you got msn?
You: yup
Stranger: what is it/
You: [email protected]
Stranger: didnt work?
You: let me go on msn
Stranger: ok
You: I have a youtube channel I can show you some of my vids
Stranger: ok
You: two secs hun ;)
Stranger: no problem darling
You: what sort of girl do you like ;)
Stranger: im open to anything
Stranger: i like brunettes though, i love asses :)
You: my ass is big haha thats why its in my msn name
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you on msn now?
Stranger: ??
You: yeah I mean did you type it right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: add me
Stranger: [email protected]
You: ok
Stranger: you added me?
You: heres my youtube channel and video of me http://www.youtube.com/user/TaniaUncensored#play/uploads/6/Af6bjHCAhFo
You: Im french but living in the UK
You: I talk lots of crap on there :)
Stranger: lol
You: Here is some cleavage ;) http://www.youtube.com/user/TaniaUncensored#play/uploads/9/Vr8O7NUfg4g
You: you like?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you are beautiful
Stranger: come here
Stranger: http://tinychat.com/2vbpa
You: awww thankyou
Stranger: go there
Stranger: we can cam there
You: It wont connect =(
You: I wana see you hun, make it work
Stranger: http://tinychat.com/2vbpa
Stranger: try it again
Stranger: did you add me?
You: I tried but msn is not working for me again, I hate it!
You: Its not working :( where do you live I could come see you for a smooch and more ;)
Stranger: where do you live/
You: or maybe you could come to mine, my flat is empty!!!
You: manchester
Stranger: your lies are all over the place



Noooooo he ratted me out!!! I must have wasted about 20mins of his life :D
 
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Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: asl
You: 19/f/uk
You: u?
Stranger: male 20 turkey
Stranger: ım furkan u?
You: furkan?
Stranger: yea my name
You: LOL
Stranger: türkmüsn?
You: LOL
Stranger: aq cevap versene insan gibi
Stranger: :)
Stranger: uk muk
You: errm
You: I see
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ok eng
You: english please
Stranger: ur name?
Stranger: plz
You: me no speaky turkish
You: Andrew.
Stranger: u male
Stranger: ?
You: no
Stranger: andrew isagirl name=
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: ı didnt know
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ask me 10 questions ll answer honestly
Stranger: can ask all u want
Stranger: ;)
You: ok...
You: Do you fancy english girls? ;)
Stranger: yea u looking like hot ice
Stranger: ;)
You: hot ice?... water?
Stranger: no no looking cool and hot
Stranger: ;)
You: Ohhh right ;)
You: you smooth talker you!
Stranger: ahh so so
You: I bet you say that to all the girls!
Stranger: :
Stranger: nope
Stranger: english and russan girls
You: I love you furkan <3
Stranger: most ı like
Stranger: ty
Stranger: andrew
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: questions
Stranger: :)
You: Would you date someone called Andrew? ;)
Stranger: 4th
Stranger: no it calls like a guy name
Stranger: :)
You: but i'm not a guy :)
Stranger: sorry about
Stranger: :)
Stranger: 5th one
Stranger: aa
Stranger: wait
Stranger: maybe u can be my ex
Stranger: ;)
You: wait.. what?
Stranger: and ı an be dated with andrew
Stranger: :)
Stranger: wanna be my exgirlfriend?
You: SURE!
Stranger: ok
You: furkan <3
Stranger: gimme yer msn adress andrew wanna see u
Stranger: aq
Stranger: :D
You: ok....
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18062249
You: cya
 
Paedo man was disappointed with my poor spelling and left :(
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how do>
You: chickens
Stranger: oww
Stranger: wow(
Stranger: wow(:
Stranger: what up and asl
You: ADSL yup
You: I'm good
You: you're typing for a long time
Stranger: i must warn you by law that i am a registered sex offender and my offenses were molesting young boys in the basement of our church. I served 15 years in prison
You: and visit OcUK?
Stranger: and I still have a thirst for boy's *** (not sure if that word is allowed so starred it out)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i molested over 34 boys in 3 years
Stranger: i am 44 years old
Stranger: i am required by law to tell you this
You: did you get a badge at scouts for that/
You: ?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so you like popsicles? i got a whole freezer full of them
You: sure
Stranger: just step into my soundproof dark cellar......
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: I must warn you that I'm a ninja
Stranger: just make yourself comforatable mmmmmmmm
Stranger: ya want a nice shoulder rub>
Stranger: mmmmmmm
You: I've strangles 35 men with my pubes in their sleep
You: stragled
You: ****
Stranger: i must warn you by law that i am a registered sex offender and my offenses were molesting young boys in the basement of our church. I served 15 years in prison. I just got out yesterday morning.
You: strangled
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I fail tbh, could have got so much more out of that.
 
Stranger: can i get some pics of guys?
You: Im 18/f/uk
You: you?
Stranger: im 17 f usa
You: ahh awesome
You: looking for some fun ;)
Stranger: ur lesbian?
You: Bi :)
Stranger: same! :)
You: ah sweet wanna cyber?
Stranger: hell yes!
You: you start
You: keep it clean though, it gets me going more ;)
Stranger: okay so id first take off your clothes
Stranger: okay then
You: ohh yeah i like that
Stranger: then id rub your boobs
You: ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh
Stranger: and then straddle you
You: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh
You: Wait
Stranger: yes?
You: I dissapear into the bathroom
You: and keep you waiting for like 10 minutes
You: what would you do while im in there?
Stranger: im desperately waiting
Stranger: ****** myself
Stranger: gettin ready for you
Stranger: stimulated
You: i come out 15 minutes late
You: r
You: I get into bed with you
Stranger: so then i straddle you with only ur bra and panties on
You: I dissapear under the covers
You: and i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ?
You: ahhh yeah like my wizard hat baby?
Stranger: only if you like my cat
You: i dissapear under the covers again
You: and come back out in my Jabba the hut outfit
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Brilliant :)

Hope this is ok btw?
 
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Stranger: HI

You: your not real

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well that was fun :rolleyes:
 
Hope this is ok....

Stranger: rp sex or go
You: i like sex
Stranger: what do you want to be
Stranger: i want to be a unicorn
You: the girl
Stranger: i've always wanted to be hung like a horse
Stranger: this can work
You: :)
Stranger: NEEEEIGGHGHG
Stranger: can you rp as a ten year old
Stranger: and ill be the unicorn
You: 10 is a bit too old no?
Stranger: yeah lol sorry
Stranger: hows about 4?
You: mmmm
Stranger: hello youngling
Stranger: how are you in this haunted scary forest
You: hello beautiful unicorn
You: im scared and lonely
Stranger: well
Stranger: hope on my back
Stranger: and ill give you the ride of a lifetime
Stranger: ready?
You: Im ready
You: can we go fast?
Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH
Stranger: so fast
Stranger: we're in my rumpus room now
Stranger: did you know
Stranger: that unicorns have two
Stranger: horns?
You: wow
Stranger: im a very horny unicorn
Stranger: you see
Stranger: this on my head
Stranger: is my "white horn"
You: i like you white horn
Stranger: this on my stomach is my "red horn"
Stranger: i use it to grant wishes
Stranger: do you have any wishes?
You: ohhhh i like wishes
You: i want a mountain bike, and a race car, and a laser gun
Stranger: well
Stranger: thats a hefty wish
Stranger: so im going to have to search deeeep inside of you for the inspiration
Stranger: here i go!
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: NIeeigh
Stranger: whwhhhooo
Stranger: so small
Stranger: its hard to find them though
Stranger: i have to go deeper
Stranger: NEEEEEEIIIGGGGGHHHH
Stranger: 8=============================================================================D
Stranger: v
Stranger: thats you
Stranger: btw
Stranger: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: your
Stranger: covered in wish juice
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It's starting to get strange now...
 
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