What's the first thing you'd simulate on a Holodeck?

Russinating · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:24

AHarvey said:
My wife when she was 16

simulatorman said:
Your wife when she was 17.

His wife when she was 15

2StepSteve · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:27

The Borg Queen, naked and well lubed up with machine oil.

Grandmaster Fap! · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:28

Have a cage match with Picard and Kirk and show 'em who's boss.

Podmonkey · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:30

Pudding. Lots and lots of pudding.

Andelusion · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:33

Go and slap Moriarty in the face, for being an annoying TNG character.

Tummy · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:33

World Cup Final, I'd score the winning goal.

meghatronic · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:34

Revenge.

PMKeates · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:35

Sex with myself.

Davies_M · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:36

My dream, ever since I was a kid.

Pokemon master.
Pidgy, I choose you!

Rameses · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:37

Barbie said:
Seven of Nine

With Bree Olson for good measure.

Oh the possibilities.

Tummy · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:37

Didn't think of Pokemon

Would be a Pokemon master AFTER scoring the winning goal in a World Cup final, oh and after watching the death / birth of a star.

Xinn · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:38

A world where I can get a Mac10 in 3 mins and my penis is the same colour as the rest of my body.

Davies_M · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:38

Tummy said:
Didn't think of Pokemon

Would be a Pokemon master AFTER scoring the winning goal in a World Cup final, oh and after watching the death / birth of a star.

You lack the dedication to the poke cause.

rypt · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:40

Tummy said:
Didn't think of Pokemon

It's in your sig lol ..

Efour · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:40

a cup of earl grey tea, hot.

Davies_M · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:41

Simulate a cat in shoes smothered in marmite.
*edit*

actually, I'd simulate an essay that I need completed that's of a first class standard, take a picture of it then type that mofo up.

Then the cat in shoes smothered in marmite.l

WrathOfAchilles · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:44

Lure in some borg, dance with a black chick then tommie gun mentioned borg screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhh of course.

Then do Avril Lavigne

Lightnix · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:44

Use it to practice taking over the world.

Using Pokémon. I'd be totally plasbad.

asim18 · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:47

WrathOfAchilles said:
Lure in some borg, dance with a black chick then tommie gun mentioned borg screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhh of course.

The Big Goodbye, Chapter 13 IIRC?

If that's right

*Clicks fingers* "Computer, begin chapter.... thirteen!"

I even remember all the dialogue lol.

alex24 · 22 Mar 2011 at 23:49

I'd like to drive a Formula 1 car with no chance of killing my self. (That's safety protocols on to you fans).

I wouldn't pretend to be Dixon Hill to make a thoroughly dull 45 minutes of entertainment.