Whats the most alcohol you have drunk in one go ??

My largest amount in one stint was a beach party a few years back where I drank 30cans of beer and I think some where around 2.5-3 litres of vodka. Lots of other stuff as well but in smaller measures and were shared. That was drinking for 30 odd hours straight while surfing and sailing( badly I might add)

wiki on alcohol goes with, your body can ditch about 0.01 off your BAC every 40 mins, over 30 hours would give you a reduction of 0.45 off your BAC in that time. the 30 cans, even assuming they were 1 unit(normally 1.5 in general) would give a 1.5BAC itself, and if drunk over 30 hours would end up witha 1.05bac, without tripling that number with the amount of vodka you suggested aswell, 1.05BAC would be the highest ever recorded BAC not on a dead person. 0.4 is deadly to most, in hardered alcoholics it can double and highest mentioned on a living person is 0.94 or something. So do i believe you, maybe still, thats going on a very light small person of 6.5stone, if you went with a 17stone person that number drops massively, 0.57-0.45= only 0.12.

however at a slight guess, i think theres 35 shots on a 75cl bottle, call it 45 for a litre maybe? and you say you had 2.5-3litres, lets call it two with a little exaggeration right? thats a further 90 shots, even if you were 17stone lets do the math 90 shots would give a BAC in a 17stone person of 1.71, added to the previous result would give 1.83 BAC, basically twice the highest ever recorded.

EDIT:- meh, i thought the 0.01 was a bit low to remove(every 40 mins) thats peeing out excess alcohol which you start to do. you get rid if between 10 and 38ml an hour after that, thats 1/3 to 1 shot every hour you get rid of. so those 30 units reduction(30 hours at one an hour) is only .57 reduction, which would still give a unheard of previously 1.26BAC, which still has shens called on it ;) thats still assuming his liver processes a lot and not the more normal less than 1 shot an hour.

As said, this thread is full of BS. its almost i guess remotely possible if you were 25-30 stone and a hardened alcoholic, but i'm gonna go with no.

You've got to remember that a huge number of alcoholics are functioning alcoholics, they drink, enough to get to the first stages of drunkness, feeling tipsy, a little happy, more talkative, less inhibition, but most don't drink to the point of almost death. Then most other guys who drink huge amounts puke a lot. Rugby players tend to be fatter/bigger/heavier so can take a little more, but when the few who do drinking games seriously get going they are the ones who stop drinking early are puking in the toilets then going on.

I've gotten what i would call dangerously drunk a few times i guess, close to the limit, but never been in hospital or anything, few bad hangovers. one time i "supposedly" went a bit mental at uni, i was hallucinating, but i'd drunken less than normal and also woke up without a hangover at all, just embarassed, about 95% sure my drink was spiked as i've never come close to reacting like that before.

AS i said, i'd kill to be a lightweight, and if i haven't drunken for a long time i will indeed get drunk pretty easily for a few days. I also tend to go through stages, snakebite for amonth, lager, but mostly vodka, if i've only had vodka for a month and i switch over and have a night out on lager i seem to get drunk much more easily which is strange and shouldn't happen in theory. more liquid meaning more surface area meaning it just absorbs quicker? maybe.

When one of you can find 30 witness's to getting a dirty pint then a dirty yard down with little spillage(except at the damn end :p ) then you can be classed as hard drinkers. i do not claim whatsoever to remember the rest of the evening though :p
 
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dont really know how much in what time specifically but i always drink hextuples (2 treble vodka redbulls in a pint glass). usually have about 2-3 hextuples in about an hour to set up the rest of the night.
 
so to be young and sociable i need to risk death every time i go out at the weekend? whilst simaltaniously having my pocket plundered by the extortionate costs of water and yeast

Woah, talk about exaggeration....

Whats wrong with having a couple of pints on a nice sunday afternoon?

And if you're going to break everything down and over simplify them....why would i bother getting a new CPU for my comp? Its just silicon.

Or why would i buy a new car? Its just a load of metal.

See what i did there?
 
Woah, talk about exaggeration....

Whats wrong with having a couple of pints on a nice sunday afternoon?

And if you're going to break everything down and over simplify them....why would i bother getting a new CPU for my comp? Its just silicon.

Or why would i buy a new car? Its just a load of metal.

See what i did there?

fair enough, but still isn't this whole thread about overexaggeration? i still don't see why people seem to think the only way to be sociable is toget smashed, i've been out at weekends with mates from work and had just as much fun, only difference is it seems to be me that has the most fun, the others get of their faces, end up in doorways or in otherwise sticky situations, but because of not drinking i always know i wont have to worry about where i'm going to wake up the following morning, or with whom, and i dont have to worry about what i've done. what some of you has said is one of the reasons why our country is rapidly going down the crapper, because you have NO self control and believe being ****** the most sociable thing of the decade :rolleyes:
 
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because of not drinking i always know i wont have to worry about where i'm going to wake up the following morning, or with whom, and i dont have to worry about what i've done.

I think that may be half of the laugh tbh.;)

I just don't see how me getting drunk now and then, having a good chat to people and a good laugh is going to affect anyone else? Certainly these ****s who go out and start fights and vandalise property should be banned from drinking, but when you've had a few, you feel a lot more relaxed when you're talking to people.

I don't see it as something "fashionable" or whatever. I don't drink because other people want me to, or i feel i have to. I do it because i want to do it. I have actually tried going out to clubs etc and not drinking a thing once and it is horrible. You just feel SO bored, don't have half as much fun as you do when you're a little bit tipsy.

Can i ask, have you ever drank?
 
I think that may be half of the laugh tbh.;)

I just don't see how me getting drunk now and then, having a good chat to people and a good laugh is going to affect anyone else? Certainly these ****s who go out and start fights and vandalise property should be banned from drinking, but when you've had a few, you feel a lot more relaxed when you're talking to people.

I don't see it as something "fashionable" or whatever. I don't drink because other people want me to, or i feel i have to. I do it because i want to do it and i have actually tried going out to clubs etc and not drinking a thing once. And it is horrible. You just feel SO bored, don't have half as much fun as you do when you're a little bit tipsy.

Can i ask, have you ever drank?

nope, never felt the need too, i get on quite fine without it thankyou :)
 
fair enough, but still isn't this whole thread about overexaggeration? i still don't see why people seem to think the only way to be sociable is toget smashed, i've been out at weekends with mates from work and had just as much fun, only difference is it seems to be me that has the most fun, the others get of their faces, end up in doorways or in otherwise sticky situations, but because of not drinking i always know i wont have to worry about where i'm going to wake up the following morning, or with whom, and i dont have to worry about what i've done. what some of you has said is one of the reasons why our country is rapidly going down the crapper, because you have NO self control and believe being ****** the most sociable thing of the decade :rolleyes:

Well said sir!
 
nope, never felt the need too, i get on quite fine without it thankyou :)

Well congrats i guess. Save your money and buy some cool stuff (i wish i did sometimes!). But also don't become one of these people who sit on their high horse and "brag" about how they are straight edge and better than other people - everyone always hates those kind of people.

Why don't you go out next saturday and have a few drinks? Its not gonna kill you and will probably cost you about 6-7 quid. See how you feel afterwards? At least then you'll have a basis to your argument that not drinking is better than drinking.
 
Well congrats i guess. Save your money and buy some cool stuff (i wish i did sometimes!). But also don't become one of these people who sit on their high horse and "brag" about how they are straight edge and better than other people - everyone always hates those kind of people.

Why don't you go out next saturday and have a few drinks? Its not gonna kill you and will probably cost you about 6-7 quid. See how you feel afterwards? At least then you'll have a basis to your argument that not drinking is better than drinking.

there is another reason i dont intend to drink, ever. i didnt really want to divulge it, but my dads side of the family are completely alcoholic, my real grandad used to get paid, get smashed and come home and beat my nan, same with his dad and his dad, me, my dad, and my 2 uncles are the only 4 males in the family who are not heavily alcohol dependant, mainly because none of us have ever touched the stuff. so, there you go, my main reason for never giving in, that and all the other stuff i've mentioned
 
there is another reason i dont intend to drink, ever. i didnt really want to divulge it, but my dads side of the family are completely alcoholic, my real grandad used to get paid, get smashed and come home and beat my nan, same with his dad and his dad, me, my dad, and my 2 uncles are the only 4 males in the family who are not heavily alcohol dependant, mainly because none of us have ever touched the stuff. so, there you go, my main reason for never giving in, that and all the other stuff i've mentioned

Sorry to hear about that :( Alcohol can be dangerous stuff when misused.
 
there is another reason i dont intend to drink, ever. i didnt really want to divulge it, but my dads side of the family are completely alcoholic, my real grandad used to get paid, get smashed and come home and beat my nan, same with his dad and his dad, me, my dad, and my 2 uncles are the only 4 males in the family who are not heavily alcohol dependant, mainly because none of us have ever touched the stuff. so, there you go, my main reason for never giving in, that and all the other stuff i've mentioned

Well done for breaking that vicious circle mate :)

My dad was also an alcoholic and used to beat my mother. I don't blame the alcohol though, people must have violent tendencies to become aggressive when drinking, I love my beer but I have never become violent when drunk, except in self defence.
 
Well done for breaking that vicious circle mate :)

My dad was also an alcoholic and used to beat my mother. I don't blame the alcohol though, people must have violent tendencies to become aggressive when drinking, I love my beer but I have never become violent when drunk, except in self defence.

by all accounts he was an angel when sober, anyone who met him when not drunk would have thought him a top notch bloke, he was supposedly quite intelligent as well, just a shame it wasn't very often that he was sober.

i've never met the bloke, and i didn't even know my step grandad was my step grandad until i was about 10, i would have quite happily gone on believing he was my real grandad (who is fantastic, the whole family get on well with him, he's just like a big kid, so themeparks, cinema, pizza and things are a common occurance :D), but if i did met my dads sperm donor i'd probably punch him one. last i heard he'd had multiple strokes and was stuck in a wheelchair (still don't think that would stop me smacking him one :mad:) due to alcoholism, and guess what, he was still drinking :rolleyes: i just wish some of you kids and even those older than me who think alcohol is fun could live with the nasty side, the negative effects, maybe you wouldn't be so keen to go chasing after it.

last post from me for this thread anyway.
 
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by all accounts he was an angel when sober, anyone who met him when not drunk would have thought him a top notch bloke, he was supposedly quite intelligent as well, just a shame it wasn't very often that he was sober.

i've never met the bloke, and i didn't even know my step grandad was my step grandad until i was about 10, i would have quite happily gone on believing he was my real grandad (who is fantastic, the whole family get on well with him, he's just like a big kid, so themeparks, cinema, pizza and things are a common occurance :D) but happily do them sober too, just with more co-ordination and less falling over, but if i did met my dads sperm donor i'd probably punch him one. last i heard he'd had multiple strokes and was stuck in a wheelchair (still don't think that would stop me smacking him one :mad:) due to alcoholism, and guess what, he was still drinking :rolleyes: i just wish some of you kids and even those older than me who think alcohol is fun could live with the nasty side, the negative effects, maybe you wouldn't be so keen to go chasing after it.

last post from me for this thread anyway.


no offence at all but you have a warped view of the situation which is completely understandable. He might have been an angel when sober, but he did do bad stuff when he was drunk. therefore he had his way to "release" his anger and aggressiveness. if he didn't drink he was still the same person and would have eventually "blown up" when sober. Its the people NOT the drink.

the people who get smashed and do violent/bad things when drunk do them sober too. I've got many friends who do stupid things when drunk, but none mean, violent or illegal(not really, the governement makes extra signposts and cones for students right?). THe people who i know that are violent mean or are happy to get into real fights i won't be friends with, i've known these guys to maybe be worse when drunk, but all of them were just bad people when sober aswell but none of them were frequent alcoholics. most people who are complete gits simply use alcohol as an excuse to be even more of a **** . thats life and always will be.

Getting battered has nothing to do with this country going down the tubes, its mostly politicians screwing everything for a long time. our youth's are getting worse in school, because school on many many levels is getting worse and more people end up dropping out uneducated, left out, treated like dirt and then angry.

I'm pretty quiet in person, and when i get drinks in me more than anything, i talk more, have the balls to dance like an idiot and thats about it, unable to quite appreciate my volume too. i don't just because i'm smashed beat people, start fights, smash windows or get arrested on a daily basis. ok i'll admit, i'm more happy to urinate in a bush on the way home than if sober. worst crime ever? i don't think so.

like i said, bad people hide behind things. if he wasn't an alcoholic he would have come up with another excuse for doing bad things. you can't stay away from anything because someone, 2 generations ago by the way you said it, did something bad. your dad and his two brothers managed to not drink despite growing up in a bad situation. What job did he have, maybe he was a cop and he dealt with stress very badly and took the stress home, would that mean you couldn't be a cop or you'd end up a bad person? no. drinking won't make you a bad person either. infact i fear you're setting yourself up for a fall if you ever did finally have a drink as you are so convinced its bad and it will make you violent that subconciously you could end up using alcohol as an excuse. where as if you didn't have preconcieved idea's about how bad it was, having a drink wouldn't be a big deal. You can overthink something, its such a sore point, what if your kids drink, you'll automatically feel badly about it, or your wife, it could strain your relationship your ideal of drinking. she thinks its as normal as a relaxing bath after work, you think its a deadly sin etc.
 
Sorry, this thread is for true stories only. The BS thread is down the page.

EDIT: LOL so you had 10 pints of John Smiths, 2 pints of very good Australian box wine, 1/2 litre of vodka in jelly form, 3 pints of guiness in a minute, 4 pint cocktails (about 4 shots in each), 1 Absinthe, some rum, some port, lots of champagne, some vodka and redbull 6 shots - and then you describe yourself as "getting a bit hazy".

Then you drank even more and all you needed to recover was 4 bacon sandwiches and sleep rofl. - i mean, i MAY (probably not though) have believed you if you were a raging alcoholic, but then you say "I don't drink a huge amount very often".

Lamest/funniest post in this thread tbh.

Hey I don't care if you don't believe me, makes exactly no difference to me. That was done over the period of an afternoon/ evening. I used to drink a huge amount and I am a pretty big bloke. I know a lot of BS goes on but I don't see the point, I'm not that proud of the fact I can drink a huge amount it is just something I can do. I don't go out and binge regularly anymore as it is very expensive. Drinking is easy over long periods if you keep hydrated and snack regularly as well as drinking lots of water.
 
In Italy found an Aldi which sold 1liter of wine for about 30 pence. Tasted like Vinegar. 2liters after I was naked and blind, running around the hotel like a nerbutt
 
My largest amount in one stint was a beach party a few years back where I drank 30cans of beer and I think some where around 2.5-3 litres of vodka. Lots of other stuff as well but in smaller measures and were shared. That was drinking for 30 odd hours straight while surfing and sailing( badly I might add)

I'm not going to mince words. You're a liar.

I've been a heavy drinker most of my life and even in the days when I was really battering it, I could never have drunk anywhere near that. Half of that amount over a 30 hour period would kill anyone, no matter what size they were.

Most recorded beer on a night out - 28 pints (about 5 hours).
Most recorded spirits on a night out (19th birthday) approx 56 nips (about 8 hours).
Fastest recorded pint (Guinness) - 2.3 seconds.
Fastest recorded time for a bottle of wine (drunk straight from the bottle) - 43 seconds.

I may or may not have drunk more than the above on occasions but no-one was ever counting and I'm damn sure I wouldn't have been able to :p

The above quantities were consumed in my really bad years, there's no way I could do anything near those now that I'm an old man.
 
half a litre bottle of sambucca.

was ill for 2 days.

(but then a very nice brunnette drunk the other half....)
 
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