What's the most interesting thing you've avoided?

Mr Badger · 6 Feb 2019 at 13:41

Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

Orionaut · 6 Feb 2019 at 13:53

Sort of like;

Driver-"What do you do at a purple traffic light?

Passenger(Seeing that it is green)-"You go straight on Man"

Skidder · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:04

Threeway.

Dyson · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:11

A badger.

foster grant · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:13

Apex Legends

Scania · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:14

I almost avoided reading this thread....

robfosters · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:14

Gonorrhoea

ttaskmaster · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:22

wolfie138 · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:22

"Officers, who tweeted about the incident, said they found no evidence of an octopus on the road." X-D

to be fair though, they are masters of camouflage, it might just have been hiding

The_Abyss · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:52

A wave.

Yaayuh! · 6 Feb 2019 at 14:55

Death.

Hagar · 6 Feb 2019 at 15:02

A deer while I was riding a Raleigh Runabout (ancient moped to the unitiated).

Could have been fatal but the deer would have survived.

Yaayuh! · 6 Feb 2019 at 15:29

nkata said:
A deer while I was riding a Raleigh Runabout (ancient moped to the unitiated).

Could have been fatal but the deer would have survived.

Not sure a deer would even notice

Tek81 · 6 Feb 2019 at 15:52

Being kidnapped by Al-Qaeda just over a decade ago. Oh, and marriage.

mmj_uk · 6 Feb 2019 at 16:58

wolfie138 said:
"Officers, who tweeted about the incident, said they found no evidence of an octopus on the road." X-D

to be fair though, they are masters of camouflage, it might just have been hiding

The police deployed a 100 man strong team searching the road and surrounding area for over 6 hours, they're absolutely certain there was no octopus. They would have expanded the team to over 200 but government cuts have reduced their available manpower.

JBuk · 6 Feb 2019 at 17:02

A pine Martin

adolf hamster · 6 Feb 2019 at 17:07

posting in this thread.

wait, what?

hux · 6 Feb 2019 at 18:10

tek81 said:
Being kidnapped by Al-Qaeda just over a decade ago.

Seriously?

Zenduri · 6 Feb 2019 at 18:22

tek81 said:
Being kidnapped by Al-Qaeda just over a decade ago. Oh, and marriage.

This needs more detail

Yadda · 6 Feb 2019 at 18:22

I almost lost the fingers on one hand once. I was being lowered down a couple of storeys by a forklift, standing on the forks. Foolishly, I had one hand grabbing the steel frame behind me which moves the forks. As I let go to jump off I felt something lightly brush my fingertips. It was another section of the frame sliding past where my hand had been. If I hadn't let go when I did, my fingers would have been sliced clean off just below the knuckles.

(I might have been going, up. Can't quite remember - it was over 20 years ago. The forklift was an an all-terrain type called a "Sambron" iirc.)