What's the weirdest thing you have done on a first date?

Set fire to her face (flaming sambucca gone horribly wrong) and had to slap her in the face several times to put her out...

/Salsa
 
Someone I know got a bit too friendly with a girl from work on their first night out, did the deed in a little city park bit (nice place in the CBD) not realising a bar overlooked the well lit up area they were in :)

I believe the audience was too much of a distraction .........
 
Unicorn said:
Went on a date to pizza hut only to be stood up, Waitress got speaking to me after i had been sat a while as she knew i was expecting someone else to show up. 20 min or so passed and no one turned up, she asked if i wanted some company took her break, we ate and i got her number and went from there. Ended up not pursuing it any further as was working away a lot at the time and i didn't want any commitments after a lame breakup

My only other weird memory of a date must be this weird girl who went to kiss me on the cheek but somehow ended up licking my face.. Still call her special now :') Made her my fiance in the end
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Similar happened to me at a Chinese Restaurant, ate alone ended up with the number of the waitress :) quite a cuite as well
 
went out on a blind date, a friend of a friend type thing, but went out as a four. Everyone got completely bladdered, went back to hers, had some fun. In the early hours of the morning completely out of it still (and to this day cant even recall doing it) I stood up on the bed and took a leak all over the sheets.....and her. Not my finest moment, but its gone down in folklore between the boyz, it still comes up all the time in conversations. Actually at my wedding back in May, my best man brought a waterproof matress and sheet cover and gave to my wife during his speech, 50% of the room were horrified, 50% were cracking up :)
 
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Just bumping the thread for eveyone to read because that is a billiant first date story Tony! hahaha.

I assume that she woke up and kicked you out straight away? ......or did she become your Mrs?
 
One of my friends did a similar thing to Tony, only not on a date. Went to visit his older sister at Uni, got really drunk and passed out on the floor in her bedroom. He was woken in the night by her screaming at him as he was stood over her bed urinating all over her! This was almost ten years ago and we still enjoy bringing it up!
 
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kiteloopy said:
Just bumping the thread for eveyone to read because that is a billiant first date story Tony! hahaha.

I assume that she woke up and kicked you out straight away? ......or did she become your Mrs?
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No, she didn't kick me out at the time, I did awake in the shower next morning though and was informed of all my shenanigans lol. I felt so bad, completely hung over and took her to the stores the day after and bought her all new bedding and towels. :o

To this day, we still laugh about it amongst friends, and I see her every now and again at bbq's and what not. There's no hard feelings, she now looks back and laughs about it, not my finest moment but it is funny as hell whilst being totally embarrassing at the same time.
 
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Not me but a friend who was on a first date with a girl he had a crush on for ages, the girl wasn't the slimmest but nor was she by any means fat.
She must have got a little drunk and asked him "am I fat?" at which point he pulled her close and she thought he was about to kiss her, nope, he put his hand just under her top and grabbed a bit of meat and said "you'd keep me warm at night".
She didn't find that romantic. He didn't get a second date.
 
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Not me but a friend who was on a first date with a girl he had a crush on for ages, the girl wasn't the slimmest but nor was she by any means fat.
She must have got a little drunk and asked him "am I fat?" at which point he pulled her close and she thought he was about to kiss her, nope, he put his hand just under her top and grabbed a bit of meat and said "you'd keep me warm at night".
She didn't find that romantic. He didn't get a second date.
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Oh wow, what an arse! I bet he really regrets that.
 
Well one first date took me along to meet her friends and her work (work was a kids playgroup) her work wasnt too bad but meeting her friends on a hill in the dark with a bonfire and one guy sharpening his knives did have me worried for a bit.

Another ex - was living with her (flatmates) wouldnt let me go to bed by myself (we broke up but she refused) (physically stopped me..she was surprisingly strong) she was a christian fundamentalist. Absolute peach of a derriere though.
 
Not something I did, per se, but one girl did break my nose the first time we went out. Accidentally, really :p mopped up the blood with her scarf and looked after me. Only lasted a few weeks, was a brief and very entertaining relationship.

...unfortunately this happened outside the school we were both doing teacher training at, so every day I could look out the classroom window and see the small pool of my blood staining the street outside :p
 
Surfer said:
Another ex - was living with her (flatmates) wouldnt let me go to bed by myself (we broke up but she refused) (physically stopped me..she was surprisingly strong) she was a christian fundamentalist. Absolute peach of a derriere though.
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eh? Christian fundamentalists don't like people sleeping alone? :confused:
 
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