What's the weirdest thing you have done on a first date?

Cleisthenes · 17 Aug 2015 at 20:30

RoboCod said:
Told her to sit on my face.

She later told me she knew I was a keeper after that and we spent 3 happy years together. Lol

Tefal · 17 Aug 2015 at 20:45

She got her flatmate in to look at my Wang

Scrutinize · 17 Aug 2015 at 21:29

Tefal said:
She got her flatmate in to look at my Wang

Try and find it you mean???

Last first date for me is now my wife, I knew it from then, think I told her so on it too lol.

sbweightman · 17 Aug 2015 at 21:30

turned up

lafemmefatale · 17 Aug 2015 at 21:30

A2Z said:
Not only that, but what is wrong with her? Did she not have a pedicure?

A girl that doesn't keep her hands and feet in good condition = instant dislike.

Of course, there is that too.

fatiain · 17 Aug 2015 at 21:42

Asked the girl if I could lick her eyeball.

Been with her 13 years since that night.

This Side Up · 17 Aug 2015 at 21:42

Accidentally calling her by my ex's name. Unbeknownst to me she was the half sister (different sir names) to my date.

Lead balloon.

Dup · 17 Aug 2015 at 22:50

Bit her bottom.

This wasn't long after spending hours laughing constantly whilst trying to eat in a busy country pub, the barman thought we'd known each other for years. Was a riot. Very childish. I found out beef burgers bounce after throwing a piece at her plate for her to try.

After the pub we went for a drive and watched the ISS pass over and felt each other for a bit then I bit her bottom.

{SAS}TB · 17 Aug 2015 at 23:16

If we can include a drunken "get together" a date, then she had two broken arms and we made best use of a swing in the local playground

Hiijinx · 17 Aug 2015 at 23:27

Current(and future fiancée) managed to grope my gentleman area while cuddling on the bench. I then managed to genuinely by accident, place my hand on one of her boobs as I wrapped my arm around her.

My response? Ooh, there's another one right next to it.

She laughed, still here 6.5 years later

bainbridge · 17 Aug 2015 at 23:37

Agreeing to meet up again after deciding I didn't like her.

2nd date was excruciating, you live and learn.

dowie · 17 Aug 2015 at 23:38

I feel a bit sick reading that OP

Malevolence · 17 Aug 2015 at 23:51

Got set up with a blind date by a mate's girlfriend, my mate warned me that this woman was a total psycho bunny boiler with a string of exes a mile long.

I turned up in full-on fancy dress, as a pirate. The date did not go well.

{SAS}TB · 18 Aug 2015 at 00:11

Malevolence said:
Got set up with a blind date by a mate's girlfriend, my mate warned me that this woman was a total psycho bunny boiler with a string of exes a mile long.

I turned up in full-on fancy dress, as a pirate. The date did not go well.

Fubsy · 18 Aug 2015 at 06:19

Inadvertently got involved in a lengthy conversation with the town weirdo. I missed the signs that she wasn't enjoying said conversation; it was the first and last date.

No, I wasn't the town weirdo.

Tefal · 18 Aug 2015 at 06:22

Fubsy said:
Inadvertently got involved in a lengthy conversation with the town weirdo. I missed the signs that she wasn't enjoying said conversation; it was the first and last date.

No, I wasn't the town weirdo.

was she?

Sliver · 18 Aug 2015 at 06:30

Tefal said:
was she?

She was probably a him.

Cosimo · 18 Aug 2015 at 07:04

Broadcast regulations prevent me from telling.

Urbanfreestyle · 18 Aug 2015 at 07:31

I think the strangest thing was strapping on my date's bikini and going skiing at about 2am in France.

boxman2000 · 18 Aug 2015 at 09:34

Rode my motorbike into a wall. (Only me on it at the time).

She went all 'Florence Nightingale' and we've been married nearly 13 years so I guess it went well.