No I don’t fortunately.
14 or 15 years ago, my wife applied for some cheap day return that the rail company were offering to York.
York was over subscribed, so they offered her Leeds or Darlington.
Remembering from my trucking days, that anywhere north of Ripon was marked on the map as “Here be dragons”, I immediately vetoed Darlington so Leeds it was.
When we walked out of Leeds station, looking at the taxi rank, I thought that maybe we’d fetched up in Islamabad, or Karachi.
As a long time taxi driver, I don’t care if the guy at the wheel is blue with green stripes, providing that he knows where he’s going, but coming from London, it was a little surprising to see not one white face on the rank.
We spent a couple of hours just walking around the shops, occasionally stopping off for a glass of wine, and I freely admit, that Leeds was clean enough, and welcoming to us, I wouldn’t rush back, but if I did end up there again, I wouldn’t be upset.
Finally, to my throw away line about buses, my hand to God, I was kidding, I was using that old chestnut about buses in the country running maybe two per day, I sincerely apologise to Yorkshire generally, and Leeds in particular.
Oh, and it’s nice that beer is cheap up there, but I feel no pain, as I don’t drink the stuff, but I’d be gutted if you can get Grey Goose vodka for under £28 a litre.