What's with the new snow warning?

[Mr Badger]

Just heard on the news that the Yellow Snow warning has been upgraded to Amber. I think we all know about yellow snow, but what the hell is Amber?

 

[Werewolf]

yellow is low warning, amber is basically it's either more likely, or likely to be a bit worse.

Red is when you start looking for your snow shovel and get out the sleds.

 

[Kenai]

Just heard on the news that the Yellow Snow warning has been upgraded to Amber. I think we all know about yellow snow, but what the hell is Amber?

Someone's been at the Berocca

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Somebody will be along soon to tell us all it's a conspiracy theory to get us to stand in line.

 

[Dis86]

yellow is low warning, amber is basically it's either more likely, or likely to be a bit worse.

Red is when you start looking for your snow shovel and get out the sleds.

Fwoosh.

Amber is when you're heavily dehydrated.

 

[Malevolence]

Did you not see how the whole Jurassic Park incident started?

 

[Uther]

Move to Aberdeen, you'll take it all a bit more seriously.

 

[potatolord]

Just heard on the news that the Yellow Snow warning has been upgraded to Amber. I think we all know about yellow snow, but what the hell is Amber?

Amber is closer to red, but allows the manager not to have to spend money on mitigation, and then blame whoever updated the risks for being unclear when it all goes horribly wrong.

 

[adidan]

Move to Aberdeen, you'll take it all a bit more seriously.

I thought the biggest problem of snow in Aberdeen was the stuff people shove up their noses

 

[Freakbro]

 

[Efour]

I read an article and it kept say "British" "Britain" prepare for the new ice age, then on the prognosis maps it was just Scotland....
Is it not politically correct to call Scottish people Brits?

 

[Mr Badger]

I read an article and it kept say "British" "Britain" prepare for the new ice age, then on the prognosis maps it was just Scotland....
Is it not politically correct to call Scottish people Brits?

Picts maybe.

 

[adidan]

I read an article and it kept say "British" "Britain" prepare for the new ice age, then on the prognosis maps it was just Scotland....
Is it not politically correct to call Scottish people Brits?

I think quite a lot of people thinks Britain stops above the Thames and the rest of us are just wild folk of the North.

E: That'll be us with the viking genes and not those with snooty French ones

 

[Nabinium]

The amber warning is in Scotland, so not really a shock.

 

[Mysterae_]

Someone's been at the Berocca

When I had my first pee after drinking some Berocca I thought my willy had turned in to a lightsabre.

 

[builder22]

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

It's clickbait.

Amber warnings for snow, blizzards, -20C, A&E overload - does not compute.
Amber warnings for 40C heatwaves, however, is guaranteed.

Greta dictates the weather.

 

[Rroff]

Highlands aside I'll be surprised if anywhere gets any substantial amounts of snow - the forecast over the next few days is very dry as well as cold. Though there is a fair chance of sporadic snow showers country wide some of which may be heavy.

 

[ubersonic]

I think we all know about yellow snow, but what the hell is Amber?

It's like yellow snow but indicative of renal failure.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Greta dictates the weather.

David Attenborough you mean, Greta follows him.