What's your chav rating?

10% here. Don't see what's so chavvy about calling dinner "tea," must be a midlands thing :o
 
23% Chav :eek:

Everyones assuming that if you HAVE been into a Little Chef to have something to eat and not use the loo, your a Chav..

surely it's the opposite as Little Chef's prices are so pants and the portions are soo small no self respecting Wayne/Waynetta would go there for any reason other than to use the loo?

Dave said:
10% here. Don't see what's so chavvy about calling dinner "tea," must be a midlands thing :o
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Im from Nottingham.. If im eating at mid-day, it is Dinner, if it's in the evening, it is "Tea".
 
Whats up with little chef.... if im on a long journy i have often stoped at one, to use the toilet and have something to eat.... but according to that test its chav like... ne who im 10% :D
 
Gimpymoo said:
Im from Nottingham.. If im eating at mid-day, it is Dinner, if it's in the evening, it is "Tea".
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Exactly - I grew up in Alton (of the "towers" fame) so I guess its just us crazy midlanders ;)
 
10%

Whats chave about:

outdoor hottub(friend has one)
pay as you go
little chef(What the **** else do you get on a motorway)
cut off socks are great in summer :cool:
 
Dave said:
Exactly - I grew up in Alton (of the "towers" fame) so I guess its just us crazy midlanders ;)
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hehe same, grew up in Nottingham, live in Lincs now though but i always say Tea Time :D
 
Wannabe chav
You are 8 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
 
Wannabe chav
You are 5 % chav

i have a nan and a gran, i eat pot noodles and i'm on a pay as you go tarriff for my mobile... :confused:
 
Wannabe chav
You are 18 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
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And im not even 100% sure what a chav is. :confused:

I think its like a younger version of a Bogan...
 
Wannabe chav
You are 5 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
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I'm happy with that. I'd say about 5 of the questions there were not even chav related in the slightest e.g. PAYG tarrif.
 
omg - 21%

The only think I can say in my defence is that many of the things I answered "yes" to occured many years ago. The test shoud really prefix all questions with "Within the last ten years, have you ... "
 
Drawoh Tesremos said:
omg - 21%

The only think I can say in my defence is that many of the things I answered "yes" to occured many years ago. The test shoud really prefix all questions with "Within the last ten years, have you ... "
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8% over here. I've eaten a Pot Noodle, I've eaten in a Little Chef and there was another one that I've forgotten.

The toff test though... "Have you ever eaten a meal with more than three courses?" Haha, I just came back from eating an eight course meal. ;)

Edit: Despite answering an obvious 'no' to all of the ones that were oriented towards women, I still came out with 50%. Erk. Still, the questions were pretty retarded. Since when does being able to name most members of the royal family make you 'posh'? Or being able to name more than four different kinds of cheese?
 
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Potential chav
You are 26 % chav


noooo! :eek: :eek: :eek:
thing is I dissagree with the evaluation

Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners?
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NO
Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar?
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NO
You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(
 
Wannabe chav
You are 8 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.



EDIT
What is a "croydon facelift"?
 
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