Being a typical Mille rider... Remove brick hanging from rear brake lever, wheel out of the garage, get kitted up, fire it up, check miles done since last fill up and groan at the impending wallet crushing visit to the petrol station.
Mirrors are useless so get adjusted in-ride, horn is quieter than the exhaust so has become a redundant button, tyre pressures checked when the handling starts to feel off. Oil & water checked when I can be bothered along with chain wear.
Tyres are checked religiously on return from a ride for nails and other foreign objects. Bike goes back in the garage onto it's paddock stand and is occasionally shown a wet rag once every year or two.