Wheelie bin locks?

[hopeful_builder]

Can't you do a bit of detective work and have a quiet word with the person doing this?

 

[Illusion]

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a ****!"


First thing that came to mind when I saw this thread

The bin men round here won't empty the bin if it's a metre away from the pavement let alone if it isn't visible at all

 

[Guile]

i have some scab keep dumping **** in my Brown waste wheelie bin and my recycle bin.

Is it literally ****? If not, what is the major problem. Grow up.

 

[Fuzz]

Who gives a toss whether there is a bit of someone elses junk in your wheelybin.

Unless of course you can't get your own rubbish in because of it..

 

[C.R.A.Z.Y]

I will unlock the bins every collection day???

You leave your bins outside the front of your house
That would look horrible if everyone did that, we have ours around the back and wheel it out every thursday evening

Also those gravity locks wouldn't work with our bin-men as they simply take the bags out by hand as it's much quicker.

Plus I quite often put little bits of rubbish in other peoples bins, logic being I'd much rather people did that with our bins than drop **** on the streets/pavement!!

 

[Antony101]

Do any of you actually know how bad it is having a bin full of cat/dog **** in your garden? Because it doesn't come out of the bin when they empty it.

 

[PistolPete]

Is it literally ****? If not, what is the major problem. Grow up.

If someone puts regular rubbish in my green wheelie bin, and it can be seen on opening the lid, then my bin gets left by the collector and a massive sticker gets put on my bin and a shirty letter about fly tipping (yes, fly tipping) along with a nice diagram of what should and shouldn't get put in the bin get posted through my door.

I then have to sort through that bin and take the stuff to the tip as well as disposing of someone else's rubbish in my own time..... so yes it's a major problem for me.

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a ****!"


First thing that came to mind when I saw this thread

OMG thats so bad





But oh so good