When Nerds Attack

[Sic]

Does 'Ron L' admit his religion is mere fiction? I doubt it.

do you mean L Ron? He doesn't do a lot of anything anymore; he suffered a severe case of death in 1986.

 

[Psyk]

How can you have a religion that is based on something which is known to be fiction?

You don't have to believe something is literally true to believe in it's message. I'm sure these people don't actually believe it actually happened "A long time ago in a galaxy far away".

 

[Van Hellseek]

I'm sure these people don't actually believe it actually happened "A long time ago in a galaxy far away".

I'm not so convinced...

 

[Welshy]

She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache.

He then laughed and hit Michael Jones in the thigh, causing bruising.

Such brutality! *swoon*

 

[Belmit]

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"

Just like the real Darth Vader! I imagined him yelling it in much the same way as Timmy from South Park yells his own name.

 

[davethe11]

 

[schumi84]

Reading that story is the funniest thing i have heard all day. Some of the descriptions are fantastic -

'Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand."

Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader".

Keep laughing reading that.

 

[V4NT0M]

A man posing as Darth Vader

Makes it sound so serious.

DAARTH VAAAAADDEEERRR!!!