when you're drunk...

iCraig · 3 Apr 2006 at 21:33

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Freefaller · 3 Apr 2006 at 21:35

nice.

Hear some of them before, but still good for a grin.

-Mike- · 3 Apr 2006 at 21:36

I found that quite amusing

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

All very true of most people I think

NickR · 3 Apr 2006 at 21:50

* Chuckle *

Royality · 3 Apr 2006 at 22:07

I LOL'ed.

FIVE STARS!

Only joking. The rating button is too far.

Duke · 3 Apr 2006 at 22:11

hahah so true

alexakasloth · 3 Apr 2006 at 22:23

iCraig said:
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

Certainly is impossible to do! I put on a spongebob squarepants costume last time at a costume party and moshed in the middle of loads of people :eek:

!!!

CossackNoodle · 3 Apr 2006 at 22:23

I cant say some sober

ScarySquirrel · 3 Apr 2006 at 22:36

Always makes me laugh that list

chris_r · 3 Apr 2006 at 22:46

Awesome topic Craig!

iSam · 3 Apr 2006 at 23:17

Yea good thread, very true as well! I also sing when I have had one too many!

Red and White · 3 Apr 2006 at 23:29

hahaha

thats brilliant

Aspecto · 3 Apr 2006 at 23:31

Have some stars

DJammyRasta · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:52

suicidle_tramp said:
Certainly is impossible to do! I put on a spongebob squarepants costume last time at a costume party and moshed in the middle of loads of people !!!

rofles... please tell me there are pictures of this.. common post them

i too have still yet to find that level where i should stop drinking.. i need that perfect level where loose all inhibitions and have an amazing time, yet dont feel like i want to die the next day

pyro · 4 Apr 2006 at 11:01

iCraig said:
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I am nice so I would probably say that.

DJammyRasta · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:26

pyro said:
I am nice so I would probably say that.

living in luton i try and play it a bit more casual with da p0lice...
"Sup officer, hows trix?" would be my usual greeting

alexakasloth · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:46

DJammyRasta said:
rofles... please tell me there are pictures of this.. common post them

I'm trying to find out who took a pic

KizZ · 18 May 2006 at 23:04

Lol! I am druunk agin and a cant say them third thinhds at al;l

-gem- · 18 May 2006 at 23:10

**tee hee**

cheets64 · 18 May 2006 at 23:15

KizZ said:
Lol! I am druunk agin and a cant say them third thinhds at al;l

Que