Where's the Friday Joke?
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Its Friday? 
Soldato
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It's probably been exiled by Gilly even before it's started
OK
Carlos the ice-cream man's van is parked at the side of the road. Lights flashing, music playing, a big queue of excited kids stretches down the street. But there's no sign of Carlos.
A policeman walking down the road wonders what is going on.
"Where is Carlos? Why is he not dishing out the ice-cream?" He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he spots Carlos. He's lying very still covered in chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly bits.
"Get back kids," he shouts. Moving away so the bemused kids cannot overhear him he gets on the radio to the station. "Sarge get someone down here quick," he stutters, "It's Carlos the ice-cream man, he hass topped himself."
Carlos the ice-cream man's van is parked at the side of the road. Lights flashing, music playing, a big queue of excited kids stretches down the street. But there's no sign of Carlos.
A policeman walking down the road wonders what is going on.
"Where is Carlos? Why is he not dishing out the ice-cream?" He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he spots Carlos. He's lying very still covered in chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly bits.
"Get back kids," he shouts. Moving away so the bemused kids cannot overhear him he gets on the radio to the station. "Sarge get someone down here quick," he stutters, "It's Carlos the ice-cream man, he hass topped himself."
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Good Good *Rubs hands together deviously*
Two Polish hunters were out looking for pheasant when they came upon the local farmer's daughter, sitting naked on a fence, sunning herself.
The first hunter asked, "Are you game?"
She replied, "I sure am, Honey!"
The second hunter shot her.
The first hunter asked, "Are you game?"
She replied, "I sure am, Honey!"
The second hunter shot her.
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Hadnt heard before, got a smile, 3/10.
Two ducks on a honeymoon in a hotel. The male duck realises that he has no condoms so telephones down to reception and asks three to be sent to his room. The receptionist asks if he wants them put on his bill and he replies, "Don't be stupid, I'll suffocate!"
*I'll get my coat!*
*I'll get my coat!*
Man goes to the cinema with his pet duck. He can't get in as 'no animals allowed' so he stuffs it down his trousers and buys a ticket.
Sitting in the cinema he unzips his trousers and lets the duck pop it head out.
A few minutes later a young couple sit next to the man. Seconds after the girl leans over to her boyfriend looking quite shocked and says "The man next to me has his 'thingy' hanging out!"
Her boyfiend calmly replies "Just ignore it dear"
She replies......
"I would but its eating my popcorn!"
Sitting in the cinema he unzips his trousers and lets the duck pop it head out.
A few minutes later a young couple sit next to the man. Seconds after the girl leans over to her boyfriend looking quite shocked and says "The man next to me has his 'thingy' hanging out!"
Her boyfiend calmly replies "Just ignore it dear"
She replies......
"I would but its eating my popcorn!"
Two Polish hunters were out looking for pheasant when they came upon the local farmer's daughter, sitting naked on a fence, sunning herself.
The first hunter asked, "Are you game?"
She replied, "I sure am, Honey!"
The second hunter shot her.
Thats, just, well, terrible
