Who eats all the apple?

John 3:60

And lo, God said to them, "I don't need a scope, for my skills are leet." And He did turn once full round and the enemy was indeed straight down his iron sights, and the people did see that it was so.
 
After I drunkenly ate 2 dried "Carolina reapers"(1,569,300 Scoville Heat Units) in one night, the next day I was literally screaming in pain with my face on the floor of my shower and my arse hole sticking straight up to receive the freezing cold water coming from the shower-head.

I almost stopped being an atheist.
 
This is what I was always told ;)

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Lol as a kid I used to not eat pomegranate seeds because I believed that was true, took forever to eat them :(

As for the op, he's just weird or a horse in disguise
:D
 
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