who has Bible quotes in sig

[singist]

I can't remember who it is/was but someone here used to have quotes from the Bible about stoning/fogging children for not honouring their parents, or something like that; anyone know who it was or which the quotes were?

All help gratefully received.

ps I need the quotes to win a few pints .....

 

[Sleepy]

For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Leviticus 20:9

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. Proverbs 30:17

And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. Exodus 21:17

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. Deuteronomy 21:20-21

 

[bigbadish]

For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Leviticus 20:9

Nice.

 

[Tru]

That was Bri, it was from Deuteronomy IIRC.

edit: http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_stone_your_children/dt21_18a.html

 

[FrostedNipple]

why would you want bible quotes, its the worst novel ever made

 

[me227]

PREACH IT!!!

 

[singist]

why would you want bible quotes, its the worst novel ever made

I've already stated why I want the quotes and if all you want to do is stir up people's feelings regarding religion and the bible, I would appreciate it if you did it elsewhere!

 

[FrostedNipple]

I've already stated why I want the quotes and if all you want to do is stir up people's feelings regarding religion and the bible, I would appreciate it if you did it elsewhere!

lol, Christian in the house

 

[Jonny ///M]

lol, Christian in the house

No,***** in the house...you!

 

[FrostedNipple]

No,***** in the house...you!

i dont no what you mean, there were stars in the way, now you know stars arnt the christian way

 

[Jonny ///M]

i dont no what you mean, there were stars in the way, now you know stars arnt the christian way

Meh.

What the hell makes a word "bad". Did the word go assault somebody?

 

[FrostedNipple]

Meh.

What the hell makes a word "bad". Did the word go assault somebody?

lolol, if a word can be used to assault somebody then it is bad, but any word can be used assaultivly, such as, you are a wrapper , see i assaulted you :/ meh, all words are bad star them allllllllll

 

[calnen]

why would you want bible quotes, its the worst novel ever made

Why on earth would you feel the need to post something like that? Why such bad feeling against Christianity?

Seriously, there's no need for it. There are plenty of threads on the forum trashing religion, go use one of those instead of trolling here.

 

[Rebelius]

**** *** **** *** *** ******* *****?

 

[pyro]

You can call names at eachother elsewhere, without ****ing on the OP's post

 

[Inquisitor]

why would you want bible quotes, its the worst novel ever made

Stop trolling. You're cluttering the forum database with content-less and useless (not to mention ignorant and naïve) posts.

 

[doofer]

And the Lord sayeth to Moses 'Come Forth!', yet Moses came third and won a tea-pot. [Book of doofs 2:13]

 

[G|mp]

Junior, when i get home im gonna smack yo moma in the mouth [atpbx OcUK]

 

[thelonecrouton]

And the Lord sayeth to Moses 'Come Forth!', yet Moses came third and won a tea-pot. [Book of doofs 2:13]

Ahaha!

And the Lord sayeth to Moses, "Go forth and procreate!" and Moses replied, "WTF, are you telling me to **** off?"

 

[ninja economist]

I think my quote was in Revelations.