Poll: Who is bannest?

How long would you like to be banned for, please note you will incur the duration you select


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Which posters have accrued the most bans/suspensions? Tell us all of your amusing tales of bansmanship. I'd imagine that some of the older posters have had 'run ins' with the Dons back in the good 'ol days! :p

I'd hazard a guess that Theophany is the most regular at the moment.

I also await for the poll to ban me, as well as some 5* would read again.



P.S. Dons - while I understand that the irony of banning me for this thread is overwhelming.. please don't :) please think of the turtles
 
I like how you think that banning is the only tool at the disposal of the mods on here...

Well I guess it could be poll to rename :p

Anyway, we all know that the power of a ban hammer eventually takes over the person using it


Also, do the Dons have a board somewhere with their 'ban of the week'. And maybe a page of stats somewhere with the top 10 removed posts?
 
Just prefix all forum members with 'Thundy' and be done with it.

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Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.

Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.

Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.

He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!

I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

Looks like your pasta got twisted :p
 
I got banned for a week recently. If the mod in question actually read the next line of the post he'd realise what I said in the post wasn't my opinion it was a slight exaggeration of what was being said in that thread.

I emailed him after I was unbanned but he never got back to me. (surprise)

As the new appointed head of the Thundy admin brigade, I shall make sure you get 17 tonnes of Haribo sent out ASAP!



ive been banned for saying send them back lol

and being racist! lol

its amazing how badly stuff can be interpreted over the interweb.

Sarcasm doesn't work on the interwebs. Like when I say I am literally going to murder you! lol (the 'lol' is normally a good dis-qualifier)
 
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