Who is Mark Chon.. and why are they following me???

skyripper · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:18

Joined yesterday.. 0 posts.. already following me and 11 others..

I'm worried?
Am I about to be assassinated in a quiet London street on the way back to my car?
Is my identify about to be cloned to fund international terrorism?
Am I going to receive random bunches of flowers and sexual invitations from big men called Sven?

Who are you??
What do you want from me????

And why lump me in with these other buggers?
Drewb
edscdk
EsaT
orbitalwalsh
Participant
strumpusplunket
SupraWez
timb1226
Xcitz
[TW]Fox

WaaaaaaaaaH!!!

Minstadave · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:19

The purge is happening!

panthro · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:24

I'm following you now.

skyripper · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:32

panthro said:
I'm following you now.

Steeps · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:36

You have been chosen!

Mahonyy · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:38

MI6 flagging up targets.

adolf hamster · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:39

it begins

dan958 · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:42

Can I have your stuff?

skyripper · 10 Apr 2019 at 09:47

dan958 said:
Can I have your stuff?

You can have my mortgage, credit card debt and credit rating - sure!
My collection of small stuffed [dead] hamsters - those I'm keeping.

Just ask Mark, he's probably got all my identity information for you

adolf hamster · 10 Apr 2019 at 10:11

skyripper said:
My collection of small stuffed [dead] hamsters - those I'm keeping.

you just made "the list".......

Mr Badger · 10 Apr 2019 at 10:11

You are Mark Chon and I claim my £5.

If you are not Mark Chon then stay away from things and stuff until you get the all clear.

h4rm0ny · 10 Apr 2019 at 12:06

How can I see who is following me? I can only find who I follow (which was somebody called Sponge who I have no idea who they are and have now removed).

Supr3me · 10 Apr 2019 at 12:07

I feel left out

Tony Edwards · 10 Apr 2019 at 12:10

h4rm0ny said:
How can I see who is following me? I can only find who I follow (which was somebody called Sponge who I have no idea who they are and have now removed).

You can only see if you are actually being followed.

h4rm0ny · 10 Apr 2019 at 12:44

Tony Edwards said:
You can only see if you are actually being followed.

Ah, that would be why then. This forum's users are smarter than I thought.

Tony Edwards · 10 Apr 2019 at 12:51

h4rm0ny said:
This forum's users are smarter than I thought.

For not following you? Id follow you just to make you feel less unwanted but Im a bit worried how that might look. For both of us!

LOL at the tags.

thegreysquirrel · 10 Apr 2019 at 14:19

Don't worry about it. With a bit of luck you're just being signed up to the best scam in the world; random free stuff from amazon.

Deleted member 77746 · 10 Apr 2019 at 14:23

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

G J · 10 Apr 2019 at 14:29

New users have now claimed (please dont ban me

) older accounts.

Housey · 10 Apr 2019 at 16:10

You gone die.