Who is Mark Chon.. and why are they following me???

I assumed it was an account that somehow spam-followed the whole forum. But I see we're a carefully selected bunch.

I'm assuming this is aliens choosing who will get to be evacuated from Earth before its forthcoming destruction.

I guess other explanations are possible. But unlikely.
 
strumpusplunket said:
I assumed it was an account that somehow spam-followed the whole forum. But I see we're a carefully selected bunch.

I'm assuming this is aliens choosing who will get to be evacuated from Earth before its forthcoming destruction.

I guess other explanations are possible. But unlikely.
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Are you all called Sarah Connor in real life?
 
Now he knows you live in London and have a mortgage! :eek:
skyripper said:
You can have my mortgage, credit card debt and credit rating - sure!
My collection of small stuffed [dead] hamsters - those I'm keeping.

Just ask Mark, he's probably got all my identity information for you
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skyripper said:
Am I about to be assassinated in a quiet London street on the way back to my car?
Is my identify about to be cloned to fund international terrorism?
Am I going to receive random bunches of flowers and sexual invitations from big men called Sven?
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You didn't say what your favourite flowers are though.
 
Skyripper and the rest of Mark Chon's list (and Mark Chon himself) are very special people and they have been chosen to participate in a VIP encounter with Theresa May's wizard's sleeve.
 
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