who picks the guests to go on the jeremy kyle show?

I still think the american show Maury is the best. I remember watchin a couple of episodes where a woman was having i think thirty different men tested to find the father of her child.
 
How would normal people be entertaining, average joe is as dull as they come.

It'd be nice to see a few closed curtains suburban nightmare families on there to be fair. Mum's ****ing everyone who rings the doorbell, son does drugs, dad drinks and beats the daughter. But it's alright because their front garden looks nice and they have a bit of money :D
Or posh people.

Not that I watch jeremy kyle, just my mums wimping out of work with a gay cold and watching this crap while i'm doing coursework.
 
It's the utter skanks that make me cringe.

Hair pulled tight back, spots and needle marks, ripped jeans, air max with the tongue hanging out, missing teeth from previous boyfriends.

Then the mother comes out! And I wet myself laughing.
 
I feel sorry for the people that are on it when Jeremy sits on the step. You know that's when things are getting serious!
It is usually followed by a torrent of abuse and sarcasm - and that's just from Jez!
It's a great programme. I'm a student, so I'm allowed to watch it!
 
Von Smallhausen said:
I often wonder if Jeremy Kyle would be so cocky when shouting at his guests to shut up if he didn't have two minders standing by ?
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Probably not:p...i await the day when he gets properly lamped by someone on there. I dont know but one thing that i hate more in life than anything is some jumped little cocky arrogant SOB telling me to shut up and sort my life out...id probably throttle him.

But i digress...for pure unadulterated enjoyment...nothing beat the JK show and i hear hes trying to break America...can only hope that some inbred redneck comes on and pumps him full of lead:p.
 
Spawn said:
But i digress...for pure unadulterated enjoyment...nothing beat the JK show and i hear hes trying to break America...can only hope that some inbred redneck comes on and pumps him full of lead:p.
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Funny you and Von should talk about him shouting at people, as I too read the articel about him trying to break America, and I thought that it would not take long for one of those red necks to try and launch at him if he talks to them like he talks to the 'guest's on his show.

I was unfortunate enough to catch this at the Mini dealer yesterday, and I must admit it was total trash TV.
 
One of the scary ones on there used to live up my road about 6 years ago. I'm pretty sure I recognised the maybe (actually not) father, too.

I never really got the basis for his attitude. Didn't he leave his wife and 2 kids to chase younger skirt?
 
I don't think that the guests on the JK show are any different from any other. (Not that I watch them but at random glances over the last fews years).

I think the only difference is, he's trying to be the god of the scummy ****bags?
 
yes they purposely pick ugly idiots! that is the format

I am amazed you have to ask the question but with some of your recent threads, including your lottery misunderstandings perhaps you could put your name down;););)and I'm not saying you are ugly:p

Kidding of course!
 
Personally, I love the show. He knows he's an absolute tail and the smug look on his face whilst he tells the scum of the Earth what the whole country thinks of them is priceless :p
 
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