ME: I cannot seem to set up another screen name properly.  I have set the allowed online time by going into menu X and set the properties in menu Y, but still no luck.
THEM: Have you tried the option in menu X?
ME:  Can you please stop being a monkey and read what I said?
THEM:  I did... have you looked in menu X?
ME:  ARE YOU ****ING RETARDED OR SOMETHING?
THEM:  If you continue to type rude words, I will be forced to terminate this chat!
ME:  YOU WILL SAVE ME FROM DOING IT YOU USELESS **** BECAUSE YOU AREN'T HELPING!