Why are all Dwarfs Scottish?

Werewolf · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:03

4T5 said:
Beer tables.
Elbow rests.
Bowling balls.
Stones to get conkers out of trees.
Allsorts really.

You realise we're going to get complaints about that.
At least the letters and emails will be short and to the point though,

Rich_L · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:05

More to the point, why are all Scottish people dwarves???

kiel367 · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:18

austin powers, mini me, point disproven

Pete19s · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:27

kiel367 said:
austin powers, mini me, point disproven

Yeah but technically he was a clone who went "wrong" and not a real dwarf.

Raumarik · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:32

Rich_L said:
More to the point, why are all Scottish people dwarves???

Whiskey is always on a low shelf, not much point in growing once you can reach.

w3bbo · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:35

Willow wasn't Scottish.

builder22 · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
wonder if he's scottish

kiel367 · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:39

Pete19s said:
Yeah but technically he was a clone who went "wrong" and not a real dwarf.

still a dwarf without a scottish accent though, genetic throwback or not lol

Perywinkle · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:50

Ever been to Glasgow? I felt like a giant up there.

LiamC · 8 Jul 2011 at 17:54

Destination · 8 Jul 2011 at 18:32

HAz said:
In games, films ect they are always Scottish, has anyone ever met a cockney dwarf or even welsh one? surly they exist?

My mind is at a loss.........

Tyrion Lannister?
The best dwarf in the world ever.
The dwarf from 'In Bruges'
The second best dwarf in the world ever.

Neither dour. Nor dourhand, neither scottish.

SexyGreyFox · 8 Jul 2011 at 18:42

HAz said:
In games, films ect they are always Scottish, has anyone ever met a cockney dwarf or even welsh one? surly they exist?

My mind is at a loss.........

Why do all people who come from Torquay type ect instead of etc making them look thick?

Vonhelmet · 8 Jul 2011 at 18:44

Ally79 said:
And Angry lol...

Because they're ginger.

And Scottish.

Castiel · 8 Jul 2011 at 18:53

nonhelmet said:
Because they're ginger.

And Scottish.

Why are you a NONhelmet?

Destination · 8 Jul 2011 at 18:54

Castiel said:
Why are you a NONhelmet?

Read thread on motorcyclist protestor who died whilst not wearing helmet.

Vonhelmet · 8 Jul 2011 at 18:55

Castiel said:
Why are you a NONhelmet?

Because.

Castiel · 8 Jul 2011 at 19:05

Hikari Kisugi said:
Read thread on motorcyclist protestor who died whilst not wearing helmet.

nonhelmet said:
Because.

Ha! I see, the light dawns.

HAz · 8 Jul 2011 at 19:10

dmpoole said:
Why do all people who come from Torquay type ect instead of etc making them look thick?

Maybe the salt in the air or more simply a typo..

Justintime · 8 Jul 2011 at 19:23

Arthur Hucksake said:
Same reason why English dudes were the badguys for years.

.

And spoke proper posh queens English.

Welshy · 8 Jul 2011 at 19:43

Is Gimli in Lord of the Rings not Welsh?