Hi.
Right. This is really beginning to make me angry. Seriously i can see no reason why it wont work and it doesn't matter how much money i sink into it, there's just nothing. It's been going on for 6 months now.
Some of you may recognise these pictures. This is my before and after recieving advice from you guys a month or so ago.
Before (IE: Now)
As you can see. In No Mans Land we have a PC (The Fuhrer aka My Mum owns this). The Fuhrer's PC Connects to Da Interwebz via a Webstar DXP100 Cable Modem (that's an evil PDF link. clickers beware). This is represented by the Red box. The Modem is connected to The Fuhrer's PC via [sandpanda] USB [/sadpanda]. In turn there is then an ethernet cable that runs from Her Evilnesses PC to the Really-Freaking-Old-Hub. I dont even know what it's called because the paint rubbed off in 1972. I'm not even kidding. It's made of Tin. It's pictured here in Azure Blue.
As you can see, the HUB then runs through into my lair and consequently into this very personal computer, henceforth known as the Bliss-Machine. You will also note the two very lonely, friendless additions to my lair... The Director of Finance's PC (my GF) and the Eggbox.
Indeed you will already know that this is really, very innefficient. Her Foulness's PC must be on at all times to enable me to greet the outside, and The Director of Finance and Eggbox can't even make new friends at all.
So, I asked in here and was presented the following:
Yay!!
So i bought myself a new Green-Outlined-White-Box (henceforth simply "Router") and an even newer Poo-Brown-Box (from now on "Switch") as advised in the proffesionally drawn picture above, and i came home to welcome the internetatron with open arms.
HAH. As if. Nothing ever freaking works for me.
So. I pull out the 1969 Hubarama. I plug in the router near the Fuhrer's PC. I Ethernet it to my cable modem. I plug in the switch in My Lair, i run the cable to the router. Everything is rebooted. I load it up. Nothing. Well of course! i havent configured anything yet!
Everything looks as it should in the pic above. But it just wont work. I've connected to the Router and played with the settings but when you test it, it will not open the Netgear page like it says in its empty promises of virtue and outside world glory. I can't connect to the modem at all whilst its set up like this, only the old way allows me to see it's settings. I've tried -everything-.
Does anyone have like a comprehensive step by step guide on "how-to-not-be-retarded"? Because for the life of me, nothing works.
The Modem DOES allow ethernet i've checked, but the Router shows up as the i-net light being orange. So i guess it's cant see the modem. I used the cable that came in the router box. I assume it allows me to connect to a modem with that? Are there any other alternatives? Basically i only want one cable running into My Lair.
HLEP!
Right. This is really beginning to make me angry. Seriously i can see no reason why it wont work and it doesn't matter how much money i sink into it, there's just nothing. It's been going on for 6 months now.
Some of you may recognise these pictures. This is my before and after recieving advice from you guys a month or so ago.
Before (IE: Now)

As you can see. In No Mans Land we have a PC (The Fuhrer aka My Mum owns this). The Fuhrer's PC Connects to Da Interwebz via a Webstar DXP100 Cable Modem (that's an evil PDF link. clickers beware). This is represented by the Red box. The Modem is connected to The Fuhrer's PC via [sandpanda] USB [/sadpanda]. In turn there is then an ethernet cable that runs from Her Evilnesses PC to the Really-Freaking-Old-Hub. I dont even know what it's called because the paint rubbed off in 1972. I'm not even kidding. It's made of Tin. It's pictured here in Azure Blue.
As you can see, the HUB then runs through into my lair and consequently into this very personal computer, henceforth known as the Bliss-Machine. You will also note the two very lonely, friendless additions to my lair... The Director of Finance's PC (my GF) and the Eggbox.
Indeed you will already know that this is really, very innefficient. Her Foulness's PC must be on at all times to enable me to greet the outside, and The Director of Finance and Eggbox can't even make new friends at all.
So, I asked in here and was presented the following:

Yay!!
So i bought myself a new Green-Outlined-White-Box (henceforth simply "Router") and an even newer Poo-Brown-Box (from now on "Switch") as advised in the proffesionally drawn picture above, and i came home to welcome the internetatron with open arms.
HAH. As if. Nothing ever freaking works for me.
So. I pull out the 1969 Hubarama. I plug in the router near the Fuhrer's PC. I Ethernet it to my cable modem. I plug in the switch in My Lair, i run the cable to the router. Everything is rebooted. I load it up. Nothing. Well of course! i havent configured anything yet!
Everything looks as it should in the pic above. But it just wont work. I've connected to the Router and played with the settings but when you test it, it will not open the Netgear page like it says in its empty promises of virtue and outside world glory. I can't connect to the modem at all whilst its set up like this, only the old way allows me to see it's settings. I've tried -everything-.
Does anyone have like a comprehensive step by step guide on "how-to-not-be-retarded"? Because for the life of me, nothing works.
The Modem DOES allow ethernet i've checked, but the Router shows up as the i-net light being orange. So i guess it's cant see the modem. I used the cable that came in the router box. I assume it allows me to connect to a modem with that? Are there any other alternatives? Basically i only want one cable running into My Lair.
HLEP!
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