Why did the Chicken cross the Road???

Yep, I'd say for defo that's real.

It is indeed a male Pheasant of the very, very dead kind. It would easily do that to the windscreen at the right velocity.

Has anyone seen the pics of the car that hit a moose? Now that was messy. :D
 
danza said:
Yep, I'd say for defo that's real.

It is indeed a male Pheasant of the very, very dead kind. It would easily do that to the windscreen at the right velocity.

Has anyone seen the pics of the car that hit a moose? Now that was messy. :D


It was a deer and its kidney was sitting in the boot :p

If you hit a moose they turn around and then finnish the car off :(
 
MajorPart said:
Why is there no clean patch on the drivers seat......

Short driver. Or they ducked. Don't forget this is an SUV with seats designed for a 6'3" redneck. So someone like my 5'0" wife wouldn't get much more than about 2/3 the way up that seat. And if they cringed when they threw the anchor out the door (slammed on the brakes) they would be even shorter.
 
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MajorPart said:
Why is there no clean patch on the drivers seat......


You see something come flying at your windscreen, you honestly think you would sit bolt upright and let it hit you in the face?
 
Hey no fair. I posted a deer one like that ages ago and the thread got deleted :mad:
 
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