Why do men have nipples?

Bassmansam · 6 Jul 2020 at 15:59

I have no idea, anyone know?

Dis86 · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:00

We start off as chicks in the womb.

kitfit1 · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:03

Because Man was created first...........................then the creator realised that Man needed something to have a good play with

Theophany · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:03

To breastfeed, obviously?

jsmoke · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:03

It's probably symbolic, to symbolise some union between man and woman.

Ayahuasca · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:06

To clamp and flick obviously.

wedrum · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:17

That's enough Internet for me today

Raikiri · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:18

To milk, Greg.

Gray2233 · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:23

For the clamps of course.

Yaayuh! · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:24

Dis86 said:
We start off as chicks in the womb.

Indeed.

IIRC essentially the base design is there and the chromosomes dictate formation thereon. Nipples no bewbs <-> Full on bewbs, Clit <-Genitalia-> Penis, etc etc

Basher · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:39

Because there's no negative result of having them

Meaker · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:39

Yaayuh! said:
Indeed.

IIRC essentially the base design is there and the chromosomes dictate formation thereon. Nipples no bewbs <-> Full on bewbs, Clit <-Genitalia-> Penis, etc etc

Yep, even the genitals are basically all the same stuff just re-arranged and grown to different proportions.

englishpremier · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:42

Yaayuh! said:
Indeed.

IIRC essentially the base design is there and the chromosomes dictate formation thereon. Nipples no bewbs <-> Full on bewbs, Clit <-Genitalia-> Penis, etc etc

Penis is just a big clit anyway, balls, just fallen ovaries, and scrotum just labia minora made up into a sac.

peterwalkley · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:47

Because in pairs after a few drinks we usually act like boobs ?

EDIT: 4 letter word for boobs beginning with 't' failed the sweary filter :rolleyes:

Terminal_Boy · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:49

Because we’re mammals.

PermaChanged · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:50

englishpremier said:
Penis is just a big clit anyway, balls, just fallen ovaries, and scrotum just labia minora made up into a sac.

I tried telling this to a woman, but she insisted that I couldn't pass as a lesbian :mad:

Nasher · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:52

Sure you can, apparently you can pick your own gender now

Even compete in women's sports...

Yaayuh! · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:56

englishpremier said:
Penis is just a big clit anyway, balls, just fallen ovaries, and scrotum just labia minora made up into a sac.

Indeed.

Nasher said:
Sure you can, apparently you can pick your own gender now

We're talking sex, not gender

Andrew_McP · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:56

Probably the same reasons as in 2008.
https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/why-do-we-men-have-nipples.17929372/

Yaayuh! · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:57

Andrew_McP said:
Probably the same reasons as in 2008.
https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/why-do-we-men-have-nipples.17929372/

LOL!

Mens nipples - hot topic on OCUK Forums for 12 years.