Why do men have nipples?

Nasher · 6 Jul 2020 at 16:58

Yaayuh! said:
Indeed.

We're talking sex, not gender

Same thing for normal people.

randomshenans · 6 Jul 2020 at 17:04

Dis86 said:
We start off as chicks in the womb.

dis

MookJong · 6 Jul 2020 at 17:07

For man boobs innit

Mr Badger · 6 Jul 2020 at 17:17

Terminal_Boy said:
Because we’re mammals.

That's just propaganda disseminated by our secretive lizard overlords. Everyone has been given nipples because that's the bit they think tastes the best. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

wizzard · 6 Jul 2020 at 18:20

Yaayuh! said:
LOL!

Mens nipples - hot topic on OCUK Forums for 12 years.

with pretty much the same replies lol

Fubsy · 6 Jul 2020 at 18:24

Sexual appropriation.

ttaskmaster · 6 Jul 2020 at 18:38

They help you line up the target reticle when shooting through the heart.

m@rty · 6 Jul 2020 at 18:53

Moobies

Malevolence · 6 Jul 2020 at 19:02

koooowweeee · 6 Jul 2020 at 19:33

You'd look weird without them

Saint1972 · 6 Jul 2020 at 20:05

Because males not being able to get joggers nipple would be sexist of course.

Blackjack Davy · 6 Jul 2020 at 21:12

The default body plan is female a late hormone surge changes into males... some things simply remain undeveloped.

Take female hormones and that changes..

neocon · 6 Jul 2020 at 21:19

A man is a women, or at least he begins as one and then y chromosome genes alter him into a man.

wesley · 6 Jul 2020 at 23:02

Nipple orgasms are fantastic

sigma · 6 Jul 2020 at 23:07

I guess this could explain why some people feel like they were born of (in?) the wrong physical sex?

/can of worms

Hades · 6 Jul 2020 at 23:36

neocon said:
A man is a women, or at least he begins as one and then y chromosome genes alter him into a man.

So what you're saying is that we all start out women and then some of us are upgraded to men?

/another can of worms

Dis86 · 6 Jul 2020 at 23:49

Hades said:
So what you're saying is that we all start out women and then some of us are upgraded to men?

/another can of worms

Ah crap. You've done it now.

neocon · 7 Jul 2020 at 07:24

Hades said:
So what you're saying is that we all start out women and then some of us are upgraded to men?

/another can of worms

Yep that's exactly it

ttaskmaster · 7 Jul 2020 at 11:39

sigma said:
I guess this could explain why some people feel like they were born of (in?) the wrong physical sex?

Born as.
Born in/of would imply that your mother was really male, thus incapable of gestating a child... so unless you're some kind of miracle baby, the new messiah, an alien, or your mum was a frog, it'd be 'born as'.

Deleted member 77746 · 7 Jul 2020 at 11:40

Men have nipples because nipples develop in the womb before embryos become distinctly male or female. So by the time a Y chromosome kicks in to distinguish a fetus as male, the nipples have already secured their place.