Why is it you always sleep better...

Stonedofmoo

Stonedofmoo

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...after you've just put new sheets on your bed :confused:

It's always the same, first night after putting a new bedding set on the bed I sleep like a log :cool:
 
Stonedofmoo said:
...after you've just put new sheets on your bed :confused:

It's always the same, first night after putting a new bedding set on the bed I sleep like a log :cool:
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maybe because they smell nice. I slept like a log last night, maybe it was because I had a good helping of vodka followed by some nice crispy chicken on the way home!
 
Conscript said:
Fresh new sheets are perhaps some of the best things in the world ever. The effort involved putting them on is worth getting the girlfriend to do it.
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Fixed ;)
 
How well does a log sleep? My logs never sleep, they stink 24/7. That's why I always flush the toilet with expedition.

New bed sheets are comparable to silk underwear.
 
Youstolemyname said:
What, weird when a bloke puts em on but great when a woman does it? :D :p :D
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Aye.

Theres nothing wrong with a fella wearing silk kaks, it's a glorious experience.
 
Scuzi said:
Aye.

Theres nothing wrong with a fella wearing silk kaks, it's a glorious experience.
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Get silk or satin bedding then! That's one of the best ways to sleep I know of.

Only downside is if your getting a bit frisky with the gf everything slides about lol
 
lol you beat me too it, but if you want satin bed sheets might I suggest as well known auction site. I got a set delivered for about £25 and we love them, very cool and smooth.
 
Don't leap into bed wearing silk bedsheets and silk pyjamas. You will fly across the bed and shoot out the other side.

Or, do it with satin sheets and satin pyjamas for an instant static spark show. Hmm, now there's a way to impress the ladies. Skid into bed in a shower of sparks!
 
After having a horrible sleep pattern of late (waking up at 1:20 and 5:30 on the dot every sleep) I, too, was experiencing the delights of the new bed sheets fresh out the box. Only to rudely awoken by an early morning call from my brother! Still there was just reason for him to do so.

I'll look forward to tonight's slumber!
 
In the winter, a feathered pillow, plus a 13.5 tog feather quilt, and an egyptain cotton sheet can NEVER be beaten. :cool::)
 
Scuzi said:
How well does a log sleep? My logs never sleep, they stink 24/7. That's why I always flush the toilet with expedition.

New bed sheets are comparable to silk underwear.
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LOL.

Beat me to it ;) Bar the silk underwear part you sick mofo :(
 
It's so true. I put on a new silky sheet thing and suede duvet covers......oh my its damn comfy!!!!

My mum works for harry corry and i get new covers every other day :o
 
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