Why is this annoying?

noob · 9 Apr 2006 at 22:30

Gilly said:
Fat birds = vespas.

Great for a ride til your mate sees you on one.

ROFL

Serj · 9 Apr 2006 at 22:38

Gilly said:
Fat birds = vespas.

Great for a ride til your mate sees you on one.

That's classic mate

Jofujofu · 9 Apr 2006 at 23:23

Cody said:
Was looking last night but the only attention I had was from 2 massive girls - one of them was looking at me and started doing squatting motions while holding on to a stair rail. it reminded me of the video of that 'woman' exercising that was posted on here the other day.

The sad thing is I probably would have by closing time, as long as I make sure my flat mates don't see them its OK I suppose

ROFL! This thread has made me laugh. My missus is looking at me like I'm a nutcase!

Cody · 10 Apr 2006 at 08:03

Just getting ready for work, took my mobile off charge and she has texted saying sorry she hasn't been ignoring me! but she had no credit and has been working - I'm sure she told me what she did but I can't remember.

Might see what she is doing later this week but don't really want to be up till 4 on a weeknight again, especially as I am covering for the warehouse manager who is on holiday.

alexakasloth · 10 Apr 2006 at 10:37

Gilly said:
Fat birds = vespas.

Great for a ride til your mate sees you on one.

Haha, I like vespas though, although not fat chicks.

iSam · 10 Apr 2006 at 10:51

Cody said:
don't really want to be up till 4 on a weeknight again, especially as I am covering for the warehouse manager who is on holiday.

Dont be such a party pooper!

spike66 · 10 Apr 2006 at 11:05

Immulsifier said:
Sounds like she was plotting her escape in the morning

LoL,
she could be saying to her mates....

You would not believe what i woke up with this morning!!!!

And, yes I know you have had a text back.... but no credit?? She may just be using you for sex when the batteries die. Beware and be careful

booyaka · 10 Apr 2006 at 11:41

Cody said:
I was trying to work out how long between meeting and having sex, I think it is probably the second quickest, takeaway is about 15 mins from the flat, time to eat cheesy chips - 5 mins. At least she didn't steal anything.

Good Effort - 20 mins to get her to bed and another 3 mins to do the deed. Nice work!!

Sanzy · 10 Apr 2006 at 11:44

im just wondering did she " me love you long time" by any chance?

Spacky · 10 Apr 2006 at 11:49

Sanzy said:
im just wondering did she " me love you long time" by any chance?

Hands $10

Cody said:
Might see what she is doing later this week but don't really want to be up till 4 on a weeknight again, especially as I am covering for the warehouse manager who is on holiday.

Cats are out the mice do play

Storage crate, pillow and a blanket...sorted.

Cody · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:15

Was meant to meet up last night but it never happened and as usual can't get hold of her, feeling :confused:

she texted suggesting going out Sat night and then said 'I need some dan lovin now x' she couldn't come over though as she had work the next day.

Went out last night anyway looking for alternative vesper

, ended up talking to a girl that wanted to find the girl her boyfriend is cheating on her with - I was going to saythe best way to get back at him was obvious

but her friend decided she needed to throw up at that point.

I fell like I'm turning into an EMO, how can I prevent this - can it be killed off with lager? 6 x Hoegarden last night & lots of Vodka and Red Bull - love it but expensive on the wallet £3.50 per pint.

BTW is it possible to change the thread title - this one is so lame.

Kreeeee · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:29

Spacky said:
Cats are out the mice do play

Storage crate, pillow and a blanket...sorted.

Lord knows where you'll end up though.

evil.jelly · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:39

Cody said:
I'm not looking for a gf but would like someone to relieve sexual frustration.

I'm amazed that with that attitude you don't have women knocking down the door - i mean that's just what they crave - to be a man's pump sack :rolleyes:

Anyway being a man too i fully understand. However I don't think you'll get it free, my pump sack is currently running at the hefty price of a mortgage, 3 kids and a career i'm forced to follow in order to fund it all

Cody · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:51

I'm not looking for a gf but would like someone to relieve sexual frustration.

I sort of meant a friend with benifits, agreed to by both people not stringing her along, someone who likes going out and having sex without the EMO stuff.

.

zain · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:56

Haha gilly and evil

Matblack · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:57

Zip would suggest that you have an issue with alcohole

MB

evil.jelly · 16 Apr 2006 at 20:58

Good luck mate

.... if you can find that you're luckier than 98% of us. From my experience women just don't work that way.

Best chance is an ugly friend who fancies you but is willing to settle for what she can get

Cody · 16 Apr 2006 at 21:39

Teach me the ways of women, I shall be your padawan

Watching Balderdash & Piffle I think I could have a relationship with Victoria Coren - beautiful and intelligent, I love her voice as well.

Cody · 18 Apr 2006 at 20:57

Finally got some answers this morning. Texted asking if she wanted to come over tonight :

'I don't think me and u can go there i think its just best if we are friends sorry'

I said this was strange considering the texts on Friday about her being horny and wanting some dan lovin now :

'I no but it shouldnt of happened im getting married soon' :eek:

The thing is I feel fine now just annoyed about not getting any answers. I hope she deletes her texts she only lives around the corner so her fiance can't be too far away.

By the way, I am I the only one who finds text speak annoying I always type out mine fully with correct grammer.

Gilly · 18 Apr 2006 at 21:00

And no, I always type mine out fully. No reason not to with T9.