Why should you not buy underpants from the Ukraine?

[DampCat]

Not bad. I laughed.

Now one for the wife/g/f. Why do women have shorter feet?


So they can get closer to the sink.....

(Please don't quote me).

Yes yes, the same reason they get married in white. Because all kitchen appliance come in white.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Yes yes, the same reason they get married in white. Because all kitchen appliance come in white.

Why do they have legs?

 

[nikebee]

Why do they have legs?

I don't know... why do they have legs?

 

[bledd]

i'm doing that, hold your breath and try not to make a sound because you're at work thing

 

[Cosimo]

Chernobyl fallout

You have made my day.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I don't know... why do they have legs?

You've seen the mess a snail makes

/hides

 

[Rollingskies]

That's plain awful.

 

[InvaderGIR]

I like this Friday, is full of fun. and this thread is full of brilliance.

 

[apeZ]

Not too bad

 

[nikebee]

You've seen the mess a snail makes

/hides

Heard that before... good though

 

[nikebee]

I like this Friday, is full of fun. and this thread is full of brilliance.

Ironically the most fun has come from the worst joke when that chap got banned

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17929584

 

[The Pat]

Ah crap, I just snorted like a greedy fat pig infront of the office

Made me laugh more than the joke, which I thought was good actually.

 

[G|mp]

Older than the hills

The one i heard was why not to buy Y-fronts from the Ukraine

 

[JIM_BOB7813]

Chernobyl fallout

I LOL'd

 

[Steve2000]

Chernobyl fallout

I must say I do get the jist of most jokes but this one just has me thoroughly confused and bewildered?

 

[JIM_BOB7813]

I must say I do get the jist of most jokes but this one just has me thoroughly confused and bewildered?

Another ban?

(say it out loud)

 

[Lummox]

I lol'd

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I laughed.

So did I, in 1986 when I first heard it.

 

[gillywibble]

Titter.

Me too

 

[Pilky01]

Thats not funny.