Wierdest things you've seen at work...

I was fixing this guys PC his screen saver was set to his photo album.

A lot of the pictures were of his wife giving birth, im not talking about the after shots either.
 
Loads of weird stuff. Unfortunately the two that stick to mind the most are two dead bodies.

First one was in Croydon about 15 years ago, I was working with a group of people doing tree surgery along a stretch of disused railway line - got to the job about 5.30 in the morning and there were a load of police there. From what we could see there a guy in a suit who had hung himself on a tall wire fence, lots of flies around him. Apparently it transpired he had money troubles, had lost his job, couldn't support his wife and kid so hung himself :(

Second one was a couple of years ago, I was working outside a house - got up a ladder and saw my customer lying on his back asleep in bed (or so I thought), next thing I know two police officers walk through his bedroom, look at me and then walk out. I got down off the ladder slightly confused and his daughter came out, apologised to me and said he died this morning. RIP.
 
HecFam said:
I was fixing this guys PC his screen saver was set to his photo album.

A lot of the pictures were of his wife giving birth, im not talking about the after shots either.
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But you were professional about it and carried on fixing the PC after you fapped, right?

Weirdest thing I've seen at work is probably a bit disturbing, someone fell out of a window (later died).
 
Stolly said:
What sort of retard snorts pills ?
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I have known this to be done within my circle of friends at some point in the nineties. Usually combined with another nefarious substance to increase the high.

Went on a works do late last year and two girls from the office got really drunk, took their tops off, and started kissing each others boobs. That was interesting.
 
While exchanging a managers mobile phone for his old one I found some interesting pics of a lady (not his wife) and a picture of him doing the washing up naked wearing only an apron and a hat out of an xmas cracker
 
When I used to work in a library (MOD Abbey Wood, Bristol), the fire alarm went off (not a drill) and we all met at the designated meeting point outside. Except for one person. 5 minutes later, our late-50s admin colleague, bless her, came walking out to our spot holding a freshly made cup of tea.
 
Someone where I used to work killed a magpie that got in the warehouse, made a cross out of wood from a pallet hung the magpie from it, crucified style wings tied on with masking tape, head hanging down and then fixed it to this guys stacker truck while he was on his break.. He had a right fit when he got back and saw it..
 
Just saw this in the chippy on the way home :P

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Doohickey said:
But you were professional about it and carried on fixing the PC after you fapped, right?

Weirdest thing I've seen at work is probably a bit disturbing, someone fell out of a window (later died).
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Im professional enough to fap whilst fixing. Although all the computers i fix seem to get stuck with sticky keys.
 
New job started this week, yesterday there was a mouse in a bin. Sqweeking, eating random stuff. It was just there, in an office.

I also once caught a couple "at it" at work, and the surprise of me walking in ended up in a protein face pack surprise.

I walked about numb for a few hours, then realized I earned an almighty trump card over my married boss, that I never had the heart to make use of.
 
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