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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
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I got home from work today to find all of my windows and doors open.... how could someone do that to my advent calendar 
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So who wins?
Sorry for not being on last night, I've read through and there was all funny.
I selected..... GhostFace
His joke was:
Looking forward to my missus changing her tampon. When she was asleep, I swapped it for a party popper.
Not sure how we are going to do this since I don't think you can pm.
I selected..... GhostFace
His joke was:
Looking forward to my missus changing her tampon. When she was asleep, I swapped it for a party popper.
Not sure how we are going to do this since I don't think you can pm.
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Since its Christmas time I'l chip in even though the comps over. This is my favourite joke.
Paddy says to this salesman at Jewsons(building materials firm). "I need 4000 bricks"
The guy asks "Why do you need all them bricks Paddy?"
Paddy replies "I'm building a barbecue"
The guys says "You don't need that many bricks man!"
Paddy says "You do when you live on the 14th floor"
Paddy says to this salesman at Jewsons(building materials firm). "I need 4000 bricks"
The guy asks "Why do you need all them bricks Paddy?"
Paddy replies "I'm building a barbecue"
The guys says "You don't need that many bricks man!"
Paddy says "You do when you live on the 14th floor"
