Wine Menu

Nitefly · 30 Jan 2016 at 18:25

I am currently dining in restaurant. The wine list is not 'lol' but provided me with subtle amusement, having rolled my eyes at many wine lists that I have seen before. Perhaps it will give mild (mild) amusement to you too.

FrenchTart · 30 Jan 2016 at 18:51

I can imagine enjoying being surprised by that if I found it at a place I was dining

Skeeter · 30 Jan 2016 at 19:12

I've spent my entire life looking at nothing but the prices of wines on wine lists. I wonder what frivolity I have missed?

BDEE · 30 Jan 2016 at 19:28

This place has no decent wine. The shame.

Terminal_Boy · 30 Jan 2016 at 19:33

The descriptions aren't as funny as their asking £27 for an £8 bottle of very average Malbec.

neoboy · 30 Jan 2016 at 19:35

That's not even a bad mark up, pretty amusing though.

Nix · 30 Jan 2016 at 20:03

Good copy.

byeo · 30 Jan 2016 at 20:49

As a non wine drinker... What am I looking at ? :confused:

stuman · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:04

The descriptions.... They really are painful

I would leave, on that alone.

Nitefly · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:27

I actually had the Malbec

One of best meals I've had in awhile, very surprised / impressed. Ousider (or something...) in Edinburgh, for those that fancy some decent food!

Sliver · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:29

Clearly a restaurant to avoid. So pretentious.

stuman · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:30

i don't think i could keep the food down after reading the pretentious crap in that wine list lol.

Tunney · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:38

Name and shame then.

Cleisthenes · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:40

Tunney said:
Name and shame then.

He already did...

Nix · 30 Jan 2016 at 21:53

The descriptions are clearly tongue in cheek. At least, I hope they are.

cainer · 30 Jan 2016 at 22:05

order a pint of Stella, if they dont serve it then move along....

Grrrrr · 30 Jan 2016 at 22:12

Download this app https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.microsoft.office.officelens

It crops and straightens pictures of documents (or menus) and makes them easier to read

Bickaxe · 31 Jan 2016 at 00:48

cainer said:
order a pint of Stella, if they dont serve it then move along....

But ask you try it first and only if it's served at...nevermind, it's Stella...

xxalxx · 31 Jan 2016 at 01:40

cainer said:
order a pint of Stella, if they serve it then move along....

Fixed

Cosimo · 31 Jan 2016 at 07:17

Pretentious twoddle showing up the lack of a good wine list...