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Don't know how anyone can like the taste of wine...yuck
I look at wine as being a female drink and they can keep it...

I stick with drinking beer thanks...
 
All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil.
Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water.
 
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