Wise Guys

MrGobyJobby · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:47

Lot of wise guys on here,had a look who had came to :confused:

see me,Hey I'm the King of New of Pork.

Duke · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:48

I like turtles.

Craig1981 · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:49

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Castiel · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:53

My Chinese neighbours breath smells like Cat.

Berserker · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:54

Alcohol (or drugs) + computers + internet = bad!

CliffyBiro · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:55

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

MrGobyJobby · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:56

Forgetaboutitijuswannabuild acommputa.

PapaLazaru · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:57

Strangest post ramping I has eva seen.

shroomz · 25 Mar 2011 at 21:59

skippi90 said:
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

You been watching Percy Jackson on Sky Movies?

MrGobyJobby · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:02

Couple of Whiskey's.On a serious note need to get a rig, keep changing my mind,Think I am going to get sucked into a swirling vortex up my own arse,keep chopping and changing.

bitslice · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:03

She said she wanted ice-cream,
but that was before the blue people came to empty all the sugar out of the hamster.
I gotta say I was confused by the paperwork involved.

MrGobyJobby · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:04

And eh notice there are a lot of Scot's Gits on this forum.

Castiel · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:04

How can the analogue stir the imagination of the inert fundamentalist?

PapaLazaru · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:05

MrGobyJobby said:
Think I am going to get sucked into a swirling vortex up my own arse.

Like a human doughnut? :eek:

MrGobyJobby · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:07

You know it is time for Gears

MrGobyJobby · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:08

Or centipede

bitslice · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:11

Cats, you'd never catch one of them taking drugs would you?
That's my point see, they have fur and we don't, I don't know why the government hasn't cottoned on to all this.
It's like space, it's just too big for all the stars, you see what I'm getting at yeh?

Nitefly · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:13

Jack Russells.

antijoke · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:14

& dumb guys, you're the latter.

[TW]Sponge · 25 Mar 2011 at 22:16

Strange thread is strange