With a bit of luck

[azab350]

with some luck i might start a new job soon, the old man is going to see what he can do for me when he returns to work tommorow. (Shunter Shift Manager at Freightliner)He'll if he can get me a job as a shunter, sounds easy, cant be harder than a busy shop (Farmfoods) at christmas etc. The shop job is poor pay, **** poor pay, earned £2600 in 8months, the shunter job is £20K p/year

 

[azab350]

So did you lose your virginity to the chav **** you got drunk last night?

i cant remeber, ill ask when she gets up

and

DONT CALL HER A ****!

 

[azab350]

What's a shunter please?

coupling wagons of trains together, then driving the trains round the yard into designated sidings

 

[azab350]

you cant remember? a girl you were so excited about you wrote about it on a forum with regular updates but your not sure if you done the business?

... yeah right

dude i was smashed, i can hardly remeber the last half of the night!

 

[azab350]

thats me sayin it innit, lol, forgots about that...

 

[azab350]

she woke up but her winging ***** of a mum wanted her to go home for sunday dinner, so she had to, after a good kiss, anyway, shes got a bad head, but she said no we didnt do it before i asked, she wanted to, but i fell sleep

 

[azab350]

i messed it up, she might not ever want to see me again

 

[azab350]

cos i conked out before we could do anything

 

[azab350]

red_wolf is a bit wierd, but im ok, just sometimes i post random crap, but other times im ok

anyway she said she likes me a lot now...

 

[azab350]

azab did it for me, he likes that kind of thing.

what the ****?

 

[azab350]

How old are you azab350?

im 18

She is a right ****, filthy girl licked my bum hole.

you wanna meet me in person, and then say that to mine or her face, you wont have one left!

 

[azab350]

You've said she's a ****, who got off with someone else BF, tried to sleep with your limp self on the first date the argument for shes a little princess is falling short.

so, ive ignored those bits, and it was 2nd time out, and i got a text earlier asking if she was mine or not, i replied 'up to you', and she replied 'ok, ill be round after work babe'

What, so she is a big fat chavmonster who'd "see ma fayce ritttte off"?

shes not fat or a monster, but shes a chav-ish

 

[azab350]

Coming from the 18 yr old virgin-mincer in disguise? I presume you mean she's rock 'ard and you'll watch from the side lines

i never said i cant fight, roughly 3/4 of my school were scared of me, i was soo unpredictable, using tables, chairs, and steel rulers to fight with...and bare knuckles...

...unsure how this works, but i love Jade, and HATE chavs...

 

[azab350]

what day dream?

 

[azab350]

He probably thinks it more valuable if he keeps it in the wrapper.

wtf??? i was ******!

 

[azab350]

she works in a hair stylists/salon called Regis

 

[azab350]

"am i yours or not?"
"up to you"
"ok ill be round after work babe"

young love.. cough.
Hair stylist/salon, very good, she must be a right catch!

what you insinuating?

 

[azab350]

you guys really are thick ****s she dont work for Regis, and she dont work in Crewe!

and i cant remeber mentioning her name either, so..

 

[azab350]

yes i said she worked their, she dont, but she is a hair stylist, and her name is Jade, but she doesnt work

*In Regis
*In Crewe

 

[azab350]

SO why say she worked there when she doesn't?

a rope-a-dope, dangle a bait and you bite, to see what you WOULD do if i revealed a little more

Someone is getting a bit worried..

*ring ring*

not really, also the 'place' she works, theres 2 Jade's there