Woah.

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As long as my member still worked after, wasn't to deformed, i'd take the hit for a few grand in my pocket.

Metro Newspaper said:
Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

I'd want more than a few grand after having my bits hacked into pieces :eek:.
 
My bad! 2 penis related stories from the metro. I am not on form today, still link I gave is a good read! :o
 
My bad! 2 penis related stories from the metro. I am not on form today, still link I gave is a good read! :o

Too bad it was already posted in the thread though.


I wonder how the nursing staff actually explained to the guy though
"The procedure went well there was however a slight alteration, your missing a penis"
 
Why do they disagree with the ruling that the surgeon in question has to front the compensation himself? It was his decision to slice his **** off so he has to pay for it.

Even if he was under stress, any professionalism went straight out the window there.
 
Suddenly the NHS doesn't seem so bad anymore, does it? :p

Think you would have to wait for 4 months before they decided on how much of the surgery they would pay and then another 4 months for scheduling and pre-op counselling. Then there would be an administrative error and your operation would be double booked. You will there for have to wait another 4 months for the new operation. After all this time they will have lost your "member" in Luxemburg during its flight back from Milan because it was lost in the post during the counselling months. In the end you will end up with another patients member which will undoubtedly **** in three directions and only get erect inwards.

But you're right, the NHS doesn't seem to bad anymore :p
 
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