Womens logic.

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I decided in a moment of sheer bloody minded Devil may care recklessness last night to have a bath :eek:....as I walked past our lass, she put her book down and asked me where I was going...."for a bath"......."You can't have a bath now, it's FIVE to TEN!!".... :mad: "Normal people don't have baths at this time!!".... :o So I did !:D
She never did explain:rolleyes: strange breed indeed women!
 
There does seem to be some sort of time threshold on things with women. I've been told that its too late to eat before!!

Womens logic??? pffft
 
Womens what? Those words don't go together unless there's something like "dont have" between them... :p
 
I think what she meant was:
a)Its snuggle time :D
b)Its snuggle time while watching some really interesting programme on tv about a women who needs to buy some new cloths, loose weight, have plastic surgery and then be told how young she looks.
 
An example that led to an argument recently:

The scene was late at night, I was so tired my head was bobbing but I we had to sort out her return flight to Italy. She had a problem with the site and so we concluded that we'd try again the next day. She then said "If I have a problem then you won't hear from me tomorrow" (In my tiredness I thought she said the more logical - if I have a problem I'll phone you).
Now - forgive me but since when, exactly, if you have a problem do you *not* call someone..

Then later it turns out that I should have booked the flight anyway from my side even though when I offered to book it she flatly told me "No and that she found the whole suggestion insulting".
She thinks that the man should know that - from a different country.. hmm I could have seen the scenario now... two pairs of tickets and the fact that I would be wrong to book it.

Italian women - I can see why italian men love their cars so much..

I've come to the conclusion that all women want to be 'taken care of' but also want complete independence and control.. therefore the old male adage stands to support "Women's Logic". The only way to succeed in Woman's Logic is to for the man todo what ever they want.. then they're happy to guess the situation and comment accordingly..

Add exhibits for discussion:

B) "Does my bum look big in this?" (exception black lady with the response "Hell Yeah!" and a big appreciative grin - Beyonce Knowles and BOOM! ;))

C) "I think she's pretty." this is a multiple demonstration of Woman's Logic. Know for a fact that any body, facial or ocular movement is part of Woman's Logic. In this case add pain-reward psychology.

D) "Fine."
 
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The term 'let's see' is used by the man becasue the words yes and no always end up with the woman doing the complete opposite anyway. :confused:

:p
 
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