Womens logic.

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Oh, and before we forget it Whatever" ...it's
a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Also:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
 
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I would say that MOST men are easy and simple. Why make life hard for yourself and all!

But women follow a more emotional line which generally ends in men not understanding as its not logical enough.
 
My lass annoys the life out of me at times with her total lack of logic/sense.

I was driving with her in car heading for something to eat. I say "where do you wanna go?"... "anywhere"

ok, so i drive to a pub about 2 miles down the road, i didnt say specifically that i was going there, but i was heading that direction...

I get about 20metres from the pub, then she pipes up...

"i want to go to the mill pub".... this pub is actually 10 miles in the opposite direction.

She got a sweet FO that time

Women grind my gears!
 
Gun9 said:
I decided in a moment of sheer bloody minded Devil may care recklessness last night to have a bath :eek:....as I walked past our lass, she put her book down and asked me where I was going...."for a bath"......."You can't have a bath now, it's FIVE to TEN!!".... :mad: "Normal people don't have baths at this time!!".... :o So I did !:D
She never did explain:rolleyes: strange breed indeed women!
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Are you still with your porn-star girlfriend?
 
iraiguana said:
I would say that MOST men are easy and simple.
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Bwwahahahhahhaaaaaaaaa.....*gasps* hhhhahahhahahhh *gasps* hahahahhahahahha..... man I nearly ruptured something :p

OP, that's not womans logic, she is just a weirdo! Actually, I am beginning to think there is a strange sub-section of women who act like weirdos. None of the women I know act like the women that get posted about in OcUK threads.
 
Muban said:
OP, that's not womans logic, she is just a weirdo! Actually, I am beginning to think there is a strange sub-section of women who act like weirdos. None of the women I know act like the women that get posted about in OcUK threads.
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That is very true. You do get your sound women who get ready in 5 minutes and don't mind MOTD at all. They're taken. *cries*
 
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