Work "favours" are doing my tree in.

stuppy

stuppy

stuppy

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Getting SICK to the back teeth of people asking me and my fellow Graphic Designer here at work to do things on the sly.

"Awww do us a favour Stu and scan these CD covers and print them out and cut them so they PERFECTLY fit a CD case"

"Awww do us a favour Stu, cut me a 10ft banner out in adhesive vinyl, its only 5 colours and should only take you ten hours"

"Awww do us a favour Stu, print off my holiday pictures onto some nice photo card, theres only 140 pictures"

"Awww do us a favour Stu, I need a logo making for some illegal number plates that I am going to print on the machine upstairs. I know 2 people got fired for it about 6 months ago but I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB"

and if they wanna make it really good, add this onto the end...

"... i'll sort you out some dosh for it" (AND THEN THEY NEVER PAY UP).

I wouldn't mind, but its the same people asking over and over and it REALLY irritates me. Its as if the Artroom are here to only do the rest of work favours and sod the fact that if we got caught we'd get shouted at by the men in the suits :(

Im too scared to say no to them though.

I'm also looking at buying this bird off Ebay, cause she is hawt and I think I have a chance with her, do you think I do? Does the auction look like a scam? WIPE MY BUM FOR ME PLEASE HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH :/
 
You're being walked all over I'm afraid, you need to man up and stop bending over backwards for these people. :)
 
Jesus taught us to help the hungry and blind though. They are hungry for vinyls, and holiday photos, and blind to the pain they put me through :(
 
stuppy said:
Jesus taught us to help the hungry and blind though. They are hungry for vinyls, and holiday photos, and blind to the pain they put me through :(
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Sure, but I'm pretty sure Jesus never helped anyone to break the law or violate the terms of their employment contracts.
 
vonhelmet said:
Sure, but I'm pretty sure Jesus never helped anyone to break the law or violate the terms of their employment contracts.
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He did steal from the rich and give the poor though. Stealing was a felony punishable by crusifixion in all 9 continents on planet Earth.
 
I don't know what your technobabble stuff means.

Lets get back to hard facts. What I need to do is grow a set of manly testicles? What if one already has a working set? I don't like saying no. I always think that if I do nice things for them they might do nice things for me. IF YOU GET MY DRIFTAGE wink wink nudge nudge.
 
Next time they come up to ask you just pull out your manhood and stare at them until they go away. If they aren't going to leave, urinate on them.

If that doesn't work say there's a charge, 5 minutes of sucking the sausage.
 
Scuzi said:
Next time they come up to ask you just pull out your manhood and stare at them until they go away. If they aren't going to leave, urinate on them.

If that doesn't work say there's a charge, 5 minutes of sucking the sausage.
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LOL, If I knew I wouldn't get arrested and lose my job, I would do that. They could sing the song "Golden Touch" to me when I walk past them as well. Yeeeeeyyyyy.
 
Joke:

What happened when someone asked stuppy for a favour?

He showed them the door with his stream of urine!
 
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